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She/Her | Probably European | Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ Dms open cus I don't have friedns :(
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This might be a dealbreaker but I swap the Q and E keys in minecraft, I don't even know how it happened but I learned to play it like that and now I can't play with default settings

"Capitalism's greates success is the poor who vote for the right" -Someone, sometime.

Websites think it's a cute and silly thing to have the site wave at you and say "Hi, [name]" but no, it isn't, stop being real, you fucking glorified xml ass motherfucker.

W Linux for actually displaying the trans flag instead of windows' default font

I pack a MEAN beat

RAIN WORLD WAS RELEASED 8 YEARS AGO?! FUCK, FUCK, NO THIS CANNOT BE, I AM SO OLD HOLY SHIT

up in fl studio, fuckin wit cellos n shit

Ok nvm fuck the international light outage I gotta know who won in Canada please tell me it was the liberals!!!

An entire fucking peninsula? Without light for a day? Are you fucking fr? Dawg what is this gen z is the cursed generation, im done living through once in a lifetime events

Gaming peaked with the ps3, sorry not sorry, if it had been easier to develop for it would've been the best console by kilometers and I will die on this hill. The last of us could've saved it but it came out too late, love the game tho it's great, no wonder they re-released it 2 months later on ps4

I need a drafts system because it helps me come up with dubious posts I refuse to post sober so I can post them when not exactly sober

My religion is that there is a heaven and a hell but it's totally arbitrary so nothing matters and also heaven looks like those frutiger aero screenshots from the 2000's (hell looks like the old nether from minecraft)

I am so commited to the bit I'm waiting for my iPhone SE 2nd gen to die so I have a legitimate reason to use my iPhone 5 again

ARBEITER, BAUERN, NEMMT DIE GEWEHRE, NEMMT DIE GEWEHRE ZUR HAND! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️

My main playlist is like a history major essay, shit goes from prussian marches to 40's blues to 90's grunge to fucking mac demarco

Fucked up in the ubahn listening to Graham Nash n shit

One thing I've learned from being a stinker playing with fl studio is that distortion makes everything sound coherent, like fr, just get a scale, put random notes in the scale in a somewhat ok timing (notes the same length) and add some distortion and BUM! Scott pilgrim ass songs done!

Dreamt about buying a car from Mike from breaking bad, flying to Texas to meet a streamer but ending up in New York, turning lucid, flying back to Europe, sleeping in my new car, and a few shenanigans at home. Pretty cool!

im the kinda person to build a train intersection 2 meters off then invent a revolutionary crane system to move trains from the wrongly built track to the other, correct track

What does PDS mean im so lost

Normal people singing the eu anthem: *calm, latin melody* The fucking germans: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJLh...

When you remember you have "the auts" randomly and just feel like moving your hands around for no reason at all and suddenly you just have a shit ton of energy out of nowhere and oh man is that the wikipedia page for the 100 years' war?

Guys, hand on the bible, I'm not british, I would never. I do not associate with the country of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I would rather be French and that's still a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone

I hate windows for MANY reasons but this is one of the big ones... Why?! Why is the trans flag emoji so weird looking??

I know this is normal for teenagers and such but I've always felt like I was born in the wrong generation, like dude I love the 2000's, I love the music, the technology, the websites, it's an easy time to reminisce about because of how good it sounded and how well everyone remembers it...