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3 raccoons in a trench coat // the modern druid
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andy and i’s late valentine’s dinner was accompanied by the couple three feet away who was in the middle of a “YOU CHEATED ON ME?” conversation and we ordered dessert just to watch the conclusion

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

everybody at madison square garden do the wenis

submitted 22 days ago • 25 comments

did a 2017 make up beat for the soul

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

and in 24 hours I finished Onyx Storm, cursed to not be able to talk to anyone about wtf I just read

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

so bold of a guy i dated in college to try to undo my spotify account changes so he can stay on. you’re a finance bro whose parents are diplomats I think you can afford your own account chief

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I thought the ads got REALLY personalized for a split second

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

the wenger household got a new addition for christmad this year, meet buck! clearly settling in nicely

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

everyone’s (least) favorite theater kid finally saw wicked and i had my mouth agape like a fish the whole time i LOVED it

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

you know it’s a bad day when a customer’s ptsd service dog leaves its owner to come behind the bar up to me to alert

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The reward out for the person who shot United Healthcare's CEO isn't even enough to cover 1/9 of the bill we got for 28 days of radiation.

submitted 85 days ago • 100 comments

Remember that Elon Musk won’t see your posts criticizing his appearance but your friends with shitty hair plugs, jellyfish lookin skin and terrible taste in clothes will :(

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

Edgar Allan Poe? More like Edgar Allan Poem! (Because of The Raven and other various poems he wrote during his life)

submitted 95 days ago • 96 comments

jonathon bailey 12 year old me is coming for your bag (unsuccessfully)

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

i work at a bar and i still haven’t gotten hit on as much as I did at tower of terror during covid. you spooky lovers are lowkey terrifying

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

so it turns out my first post on here is to mourn muppetvision 3d????

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

HOHOHO HSWAWR AWWHS AP TWWOFEB YGLAMAYGTMTIW AIW SWACASCDIABD GUBGU

submitted 98 days ago • 151 comments