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hey members of #scriptsky wanna give better notes and help stamp out the scourge of B.A.D. (bullshit amateur dramaturgy?) here is a handy guide written by yours truly! okbjgm.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/...

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ah-hahahahaha

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somewhere meng is giggling

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a professional in the entertainment industry is someone with zero professional grudges of their own but deeply cherish and regularly maintain grudges on behalf of good people that got screwed

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There’s an item on the Sonic menu called a ‘strawberry shortcake snowball slush float.’ Do you have any idea how much money it costs to go to a restaurant and order something described as adjective-adjective-adjective-adjective-noun? The Sonic thing is a tremendous bargain.

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neysha (to the cat climbing into her stuff): Can you not? CAN YOU NOT? me: she clearly can’t not.

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jellyfish dare to ask the question: what if no bones

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100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

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I can’t believe I feel the need to say this, but here goes: Nothing Trump says or posts will be the thing that finally makes people wake the fuck up. It doesn’t work that way, and it has never worked that way. Please stop reporting (and repeating) his noise like anyone cares. They do not.

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so here’s something I didn’t know until today my mom’s volunteer work involves presenting comically large checks

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If you are a conservative, I’d like you to imagine your least favorite living liberal in the White House, letting their weird billionaire friend do whatever they want with federal agencies. This will be on the test.

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if you send me a message on teams asking for a quick 2 minute call and then you disappear entirely I assume that you were suddenly devoured by a bear and may post a greyscale picture of you that says ‘always in our hearts’ and a link to ‘missing’ by everything but the girl you have been warned

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Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE

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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

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my wife walked into the living room wearing the dress she’s making for Mardi Gras and I audibly gasped at how beautiful she was just… hooboy she’s a looker

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at this point ‘democratic primary challenger’ looks like such an easy job I’m ready to put in my two weeks what you’re seeing right now is all the fight they have to offer and it’s because they’re scared of the wrong people

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King Missile eventually started their live shows with it because they were tired of dealing with impatient people screaming the title through their other songs while waiting to hear it — probably the first time I’ve ever seen ‘ripping off the band-aid’ as a set-list strategy, but good on ‘em.

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robot commute

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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

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even if you actually loved your underpaid government job, you’re still unlikely to throw down against armed guards in your workplace this may be the easiest question I’ve answered all year

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okay but seriously roast mules

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"We've added A.I. to--" me:

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voting for this as ‘last post on the internet’

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it has been many hours and I’m still laughing about the accusation of neurodiversity in the TrekFan discord like yeah if we had membership cards they’d have spock but there would also be punches on the bottom for when you’ve completely unloaded about a special interest

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waiting for people to understand that Trump and Musk have never faced a meaningful negative consequence after people talked shit about them it has been tried. it does not work. lots of ‘smart people’ miss this on purpose because they have ads to sell

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look, I’m probably not going to follow a lot more people, so you’re all going to have to post more often

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follow Sarah’s Instagram, doo-dah, doo-dah

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Last year we created SHAXS' BEST DAY - a one-shot comic where Shaxs went ham on fascist Klingons in a fight scene that lasted for the whole issue - and it was nominated for an Eisner award! So now we're back, with an all-new one shot... SHAXS' WORST DAY!! comicbook.com/comics/news/...

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Hip-hop star A$AP Rocky is found not guilty of firing a handgun at a former friend, avoiding possible years in prison.

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Yes. Every Sunday (If I am not shooting a film) a few friends and I get together and paint model kits. We start at 9:00 AM and I post the process here at BSKY. Feel free to join us (I only post my models, not the others).

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