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emmettk.bsky.social
Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️‍🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”
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Monochrome Seattle Monday (feat. Red Jeep); no filter needed

Born to contribute to FCF but forced to pose dildos for their photoshoot 😓

Wait is it even legal to post a haircut pic on #fcf?

Haven’t been to the gym in a week, gotten a haircut since Christmas, or posted in weeks, but business is BUSY so I can’t be too mad

#scs brought to you by your friendly neighborhood bar

Love making my neighbors salivate — even when it finishes cooking in a water bath. See ya in 47 hours, beautiful 🤤

God it’s gonna be Chiefs/Eagles again isn’t it 💀

I kinda feel like I should be paying attention to the news again, but I’m not going back to Twitter and I don’t want that as my bsky’s vibe What’s a guy to do 🫤

I love posting h-word things when the girlies who went out last night are waking up hungover and stroking in bed 🥰

The first test of the silicone mixing machine that my bf had built came out perfect 🥹 there’s still some kinks to work out, but this not just a success, it’s a game changer

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