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Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

I rly need a comprehensive follow list of people who only post cute aminals & silly stuff and never any us-pol or nsfw, cause I have a 10yo kiddo and also just can’t deal with all the horrible things happening.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Please rt this. It’s so damn frustrating that so many people don’t/won’t do such a simple thing.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Set your language setting to the language you’re using so everyone doesn’t have to jump through hoops to get a thread translation challenge

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Dracula: Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy that lives in the absinthe wants your soul. Me: Jokes on her. I don't have one. Dracula:... Me:... Dracula: waiter, check please.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

never assume your asshole is clean the cardinal rule is, if you sat, you shat

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Itsy Bitsy Spider is the most tragic saga ever sung.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The G in Gwen is for fren.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The smartest thing Lemony Snicket said was that getting married is like being the back half in a horse costume. You should only do it with someone you love.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

In Germany, Optimus Prime is called Otto von Baht. Thinking of u @transsalamander.bsky.social 💖

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments