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Bought a new safety razor to try. Did not slice the whole of my face off (which I honestly did fear). Smoothest shave I’ve ever had (and that was me going a bit gingerly too)

Art

If you know, you know

Judging by the number of boys in shorts today, I’m declaring it officially spring!

Genuinely agog watching the scenes from the Oval Office. Unbelievable

Just seen a guy on the travelator at Waterloo underground using an electric razor as he walked along. A. Quite impressive, but 2. Is this what modern man has become?!

We like Joe… #Gladiators

Could do with eight more hours sleep, please.

Sunrise is at 0733 this morning and it starts getting light that little bit earlier. And it makes SUCH a difference! 🌅

Tuesday

SUCH a gorgeous day today

Nothing worse than a disappointing cup of tea

Oomf is like Charlotte. Says he’s Welsh, but is he tho. His skeets all sound English. Hmmm

Only 1460 days until the next scheduled inauguration day

This is so important, now more than ever! Trans people will always be welcome and safe with me. #TransLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Yeah, dry January didn’t last long…

This was SO much fun!!

Had a really good sleep, but woken with a headache. Life’s not fair

Just finished Song of Achilles, anyone got any good recs? Rather than, you know, bad ones…

Have recently got into audiobooks, but listening at night always means having to listen again next morning after falling asleep at some point, but not quite sure where

Have managed to forget to collect suits from dry cleaners AND forget work login password/get locked out… tomorrow’s gunna be fun

Somehow I’ve lost about two years worth of Notes off my phone. -cry

Just caught up with New Year ‘stenders. Oooo it’s so good atm!

Have had the cutest time in Paris! ☺️ Going to Musee D’Orsay and seeing this was very special!

Really sad seeing that Pret has arrived in Paris! So much better local boulangeries!

"Rassilon, i promise you, i am 100% a Faithful" #TheTraitors

Little trip to gay Paris!

Well that was fun

Have a great night Bsky gays in my phone!

Never go for the pretty one with the abs…

Second cocktail after 20 mins… this could get messy… eeek … hehe

Ooo the bangers have started! #NYE2024

Size 13s are a curse when it comes to buying socks! One size fits all does not fit all!!