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vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process

submitted 21 hours ago • 423 comments

Some of us always meant it, but yeah, I was just commiserating with an old Reason colleague about what a disappointing eye-opener the Trump era has been. If we’re not all-hands for this, if we can’t see an authoritarian emergency this obvious, who are we even kidding?

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?" Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’” “I’M PISSED!”

submitted 1 day ago • 1249 comments

You've been averaging a rate of *50 calls a minute* all day today on 5 Calls to bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home and stop Trump’s plan to traffic civilians to a foreign gulag. ✊📞🔥

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

counterpoint: there is no professional standards body and no qualification for being an "economist", the profession has nurtured these idiots and now has to own them. "Economist" should not be a term of respect indicating a guarantee of competence and the sooner the public learn this the better

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

hahahahahahah 11/10 no notes. Altman sucks but this is so funny from him. *OPENAI BUILDING A X-LIKE SOCIAL NETWORK: VERGE *OPENAI SOCIAL NETWORK IN EARLY STAGES: VERGE

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

“i referred to myself in the third person in a way that makes it plain i either have a sock puppet or am an alien, and this proves you are all intellectually deficient”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Amazon employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Katy Perry's haunted Amazon employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the Blue Origin* Katy Perry's haunted

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Whenever Matt sees an "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign at a restaurant

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

there’s no reason not to do this. it’d probably end up with another kind of constitutional crisis, which is exactly why it should happen.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

submitted 2 days ago • 368 comments

rfk jr wants you dead

submitted 2 days ago • 718 comments

If the little community counterdisinfo school I'm teaching for can say "No" to multiple letters from the State Dept. demanding lists of student names and class materials, which we did, then COLUMBIA sure as fuck could have

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Jesse did not ‘question an aspect of the progressive message.’ He dedicated his *entire career* to popularizing the idea that progressives are unhinged, anti-science freaks who are foisting permanent surgeries on kids without assessment.

submitted 2 days ago • 126 comments

Also this is one of the last moments for non-Trump conservatives to get off the train. There's still time to be Konrad Adenauer but not much.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

literally the first listing i clicked on zillow

submitted 2 days ago • 292 comments

[eyes wet, lips quivering]: every homeowner had to update their language

submitted 2 days ago • 113 comments

Hi journalists. You play such a crucial role. Please stop gullibly parroting the US Administration’s diktats about “efficiency”. Look at how they are gutting the Securities and Exchange Commission. The SEC’s revenue exceeds its budget. It costs NEGATIVE taxpayer dollars. Earns us $1 billion/yr.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment