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emptymind.bsky.social
Cranky GenX goth. Positive nihilist. Late-diagnosed Au. Ace guy. Fat dad bod. Cats > People. Loves SciFi, books, art, films, games, acting, cooking, and bikes. Plays WoW, but is kinda ashamed of it. Trump is UNAMERICAN.
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This current episode of #Severance (“Attila”) is both excruciatingly painful, and incredibly beautiful. I’m kind of in awe. As a Corporate Serf myself, I find this series to be WAY too on the nose for my comfort a lot of the time, but damn. So good.

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Why DOES Muskypoo have SUCH raging hard-on to go to Mars anyway? Dont get me wrong: I support humanity leaving earth. It’s an aspirational goal that will provide jobs and space and advancement. But Herr Musk ain’t doing it right. So what the fuck is going on?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Works great! We can rename back to what it really is once those two have stabbed each other to death.

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Hey #california We’re pretty damn blue, what are we doing about all Darth Orange and his Dogetroopers?

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Everything was fine. The beach cookout was going great, until it was discovered that Brad forgot to bring the hot dogs. Things were tense, and didn’t really get better when Cindy brought out the “draw straws game” to decide who was going to be dinner. #hbp116

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Mommy, why are all those people standing around the well? That’s the “well of wisdom” kiddo. Those people are waiting to drink deeply from its bounty. But Mommy, why do they all have buckets on their heads? And no pants? Because they’re idiots kiddo. Total fuckin’ idiots. They can’t even bucket.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Of particular interest to @ironchuck.bsky.social We need MORE of this in America. Not less.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

*klik* *klik* *klik* “See Bobby? No matter what size rock I toss in this hole, they all make the same sound!” “Well dang Jimmy, sure is weird, what ya reckon they hittin?” “I dunno Bobby, maybe…..” “Y’AINT HITTIN BOYS, I’M CATCHIN’ Y’BEST DUCK NOW…” Two days later, they found the bodies. #hbp114

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“Just in case things get crazy, I have peanut butter” - me, just now. Guess the context.

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I am not really an #artist anymore. My skills have rusted away. But I would like you all to meet Bhahb. Bhahb used to live in my head, he still does. But now he lives out here too. Bhahb is coming along nicely don’t you think? Bhahb wants you to know that I am VERY normal. And that you should smile.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments