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In an insane time, this zelensky press conference might be the most insane. Wow.

I had bird flu not measles as the next pandemic but here we are.

Rilo Kiley east coast tour dates🥰

the demonization of public sector employees is so god damn depressing.

Happy budget day to all NJers who celebrate! I am hoping to see robust spending on public transportation but am not holding my breath.

Thirty seven. One year closer to the sweet embrace of death.

Ugh RFK loudly breathing into the microphone is soooo disgusting 🤢

WHY DOES RFK JR SOUND LIKE THIS

If the intention is to overwhelm people with so much bad news that they feel paralyzed and give up, I gotta admit it’s working on me.

New hypothesis: podcasts are contributing to the loneliness epidemic bc it feels like hanging out with friends without actually doing so, further isolating people.

Joy is not resistance. Reposting TikToks is not resistance. Rest is not resistance. Making up cutesy, meaningless terms like snow boots is not resistance. Resistance requires real life actions. Doing the bare minimum on the internet accomplishes nothing and is why the movement is doomed to fail.

Vibes continue to be BAD.

I can’t believe how low energy Steve Sweeney comes off in his campaign ads. Who approved this?

What a fucking nightmare we are living in.

Biden pardons his entire family from persecution from Trump as he sits there shaking trump’s hand with a shut eating grin on his face. Again, no words.

Feels like I’m watching a slow motion car crash🫠

The normalization,and worse, celebration of today by democrats is infuriating beyond words or measure.

Soooo bleak

Struggling to articulate how insidious and straight up bad the vibes are right now.

Went downstairs to get my book. Came upstairs with no book and four cookies.

The Internet was a mistake.

It’s wild that a week ago I was watching Anderson Cooper do tequila shoots on live TV and now I’m watching him report in front of a blazing hellscape.

Everything is terrible omg

I’m glad 2024 is over because it was v difficult for me but also I have no illusions that 2025 will be better sooooooooo…

How many hours straight is too many hours to sit on the couch watching SVU?

Worst semester of my life but somehow maintained my 4.0. It’s a god damned Christmas miracle😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s cookie pie season

Few things I hate more than forced socialization during an office hours holiday party.

The beginning of this drone thing feels eerily like the beginning of Covid except this time it’s the republicans freaking out about it.

Love, Actually is a truly insane movie but I forgot how sad it is too.

Mark my words, Fetterman is a turncoat who is aiming to be the next Manchinesque thorn in the Dems side.

Incredible things already happening in the garden state governors race.

Oh he just like me fr

Altoona has the most blasphemous version of pizza I've ever heard of. Nothing good happens there. Nothing!

I hope to god one of these drones abducts me, otherwise, what’s the point?

Too many cats on this damn app

Idk I don’t think Bluesky is depraved enough for me if I’m being honest.

SOS i made plans for 8pm but now i am in bed. Send help.