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An artist, illustrator, crafter (and now voice actor?!) who once met Johnny Ball while dressed as a giant caterpillar. Neurodivergent. She/her
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My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

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Last night’s dream: statues were being made to commemorate the well-known second verse of Humpty Dumpty beginning “Someone farted in the square Marco Polo, he didn’t care”

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Met someone yesterday who said “I’m between sunflower dresses at the moment”, and the fact that she’d had one and definitely foresaw another in her future made me smile!

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I absolutely refuse to believe that the pheasant who regularly visits my mum and dad’s garden is real and has not in fact been crocheted.

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Quite obviously these are the tried and tested methods of clearing a blocked nose

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There’s a lot to be said for taking a couple of decades away from tracing your family history and coming back to it… a couple of whole censuses to explore and a whole load of other records that have come online!

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So true!

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At last the future we were promised is here.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

Post a pic of who you wanted to be as a little kid (well, a teenager I suppose)

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Fascinating (and important) thread!

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I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

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Subtitles: A dance of breeze from Hushabye Mountain Me: Have I been singing this wrong all my life?! Subtitles: And your boat waits down by the key Me: Or the subtitles could be wrong…

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And, in colour!

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My authentic, non-ai Emma doll

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There's a new BMX bike track opening in a park in Glenrothes and I don't know how these things usually look but this one looks like a bloke having a massive boner

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Made this collage from a funeral plan leaflet, and the last line made me cackle!

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I met a friend of a friend today, and she was almost starstruck as she’s, quite by chance, followed me on Instagram since she moved to Fife years ago! It was suck a lovely moment and I felt so touched!

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Me: it was a couple of years ago Also me: …in 2007?!

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Not sure whether to smile most at the sentiment, or the irony, of someone graffiti-ing “Don’t b a dick”

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It was very good!

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This has just reminded me of my boss’s statement this afternoon that “George the Fifth Bridge has reopened!”

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A good motto for life!

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Extra pillow would be handy, too!

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This week is going to be all about @totoroshow.bsky.social and the Moomin shop and @presentcorrect.bsky.social and museums and galleries and bookshops and lots of walking!

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