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enderk1ll3r.bsky.social
just your local neighborhood dumbass nothing special about me
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just took my sanity pills... wheres my boyfriend? wheres my friends?! where is everyone...

who was gonna tell me that undertale is amazing?!

can you believe it guys?! christmas! why do i still hear halloween music?

its all fun and games drinking fruit punch until the fruit starts punching

i think i fucked something up i only joined the job because i was told there would be cake im starting to think that was a lie...

whos up for some MINECRAFT KART

im so crazy i got that online jesters privilege because everything i say everyone takes as a joke and never takes me seriously MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A JOKE! I AM A JESTER! I AM THAT CHAOS CHAOS! I AM THE JESTER! LOOK AT ME WORLD! YOUR GONNA BE REVOLVING SOON! IM THE FUCKING JESTER! I CAN DO ANYTHING!

after recently finding out i cant place chests next to each other... im switching to 1.13 to put chests next to each others

"oh new minecraft is so gud" -9 year old WELL YOUR WRONG!1!!!11!!!! LOOK AT MY [[minecrap]] BASE IN 1.12 NOT 1.21 OR WHATEVER IS THE NEWEST MINECRAFT VER

nows my chance to be a big shot! click here to win a free trip straight to HELL!!! linktr.ee/enderk1ll3r?...

i failed nnn but sucked it back in so im back in the game

dont wanna be that guy or racist or whatever... but what the fuck are "neo pronouns"?! spamton neo using they/them for him and his [[heartshapedobject]]

me a few years ago: oh? cool! a tail! looks cool! lets add some fire onto it! i'll get rid of it later me rn: *checking old to do list* rid of tail? the fuck does that mean?

when i find my pooks/pookie im the fucking finger the fuck out of him and fuck him so hard he wont be able to make a single coherent thought (not even be able to speak my gibberish language)

time for krismas

i just imagine jevils mom coming back afyer jevil fought the lightners and saw the certains on fire and the playing cards all thrown around * jevils mom came home and woke him up "JEVIL WHAT DID YOU DO? I LEFT FOR FIVE MINUTES!" "i did a metamorphosis with lightners, lightners!" * jevil laughed!

its the 'ween

i think i fucked something up not sure what happened but it happened

i have a certain "chaos chaos" energy i have to uphold so i will be ruining your cute posts with jevil, spamton and scampton for the meantime thanks for your cooperation! and now metamorphosis!

bro trust me it aint mine i swear!

made ralse... nah i made R A L B E I