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A jolly good Sunday to you, old chap. #thrifting #submissions

Fitness influencers have been talking about this on TikTok a good bit lately. We can see it in initial Wolverine versus later Wolverine

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

do you take me for a fool.

DMing my crush: I frew up

i remember i tracked down this whole book and annual report once, it's so putrid and i kind of love it

*Muttering, head in my hands* This weed is making me too damn horny

I think I might be getting close to the limit of new friends I can stand to make in my thirties. That sounds like a dickhead thing to say but I'm kinda picky sometimes!

Elon Musk, seeing an assassin rushing towards him like Jack Ruby, would chuck whichever kid he's using for a photo op at the killer so fast your head would spin. He would throw Techno Mechanicus or whatever kid hes pretending to parent like it was Chucky the killer doll. He'd make a weird noise too.

Get your own personality! This one's mine!

Witch Mama and a strong cat.

Is it a double standard? Yes! But at least I don't hate myself any more! I just hate people who are doing the same bits as me

I like myself when I'm like this but I hate when other people are like this lol

On good days, I really like the person I've become, but even then I'm glad there's not another one of me lmao

hyperfixating on your own OCs is awesome bc you're the one in charge of what happens to them forever. however hyperfixating on your own OCs sucks bc you're the one in charge of what happens to them forever

Lmao I'm the exact kind of person I'd hate to run into at a bar

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US #itysl

I think the main goal of life is to have more people sad that you're dead than happy

People don't want to admit that the secret to happiness is doing stupid stuff because you think it's funny

JFC I am an absolute coward when it comes to expressing affection

fun fact: a local wrestler tried to get me banned from a promotion around here because he saw me wearing this design at summerfest. said i was "inciting violence against republicans". (kind of telling on yourself there.) didn't really go much of anywhere, but we all had a good laugh.

i hate it so much that i've gotten even worse at this both here and irl

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

I hate AI. Want to get an extremely confident answer to a question that may be entirely wrong? We had something for that— it was called ASKING THE WEED GUY

HE'S GOT A GUN

Drinking only liquor instead of beer for the last week has been a very interesting experience

Hanging out with Michael the Archangel today. He’s a little grumpy rn

I don’t want to be around anymore

my milf can beat your milf

One of my favourite spaces I’ve come across in an old board game.

Proposing the Huge Dipshit theory of history

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

Ordered an ultrasonic cleaner so I can rapid-infuse things. The age of Doug's Weird Liquor is dawning.

lol i sent some pics to the lady at the rescue and she's overjoyed

Oh wait this is the meme I made

In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

no sorry i can’t hang out tonight. the city needs me

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

Like A Dragon: MMA Grandpa With Dementia Goes To the Ren Faire

My most frequently-recurring nightmare is basically me being somewhere in public without a shirt. I'm seldom completely naked, just shirtless. It's so incredibly stressful.