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Anger resonated throughout the Seattle sports community Tuesday following the Mariners' ill-advised Kurt Cobain bobblehead promotion at T-Mobile Park. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/seattle-ma...

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Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/bernie-the...

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Mascot Hospitalized After Mistaking THC Gummies for Bubblegum, Dances on Dugout for 3 Innings www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mascot-hos...

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NEW: Seattle Mariners Apologize For Inappropriate Kurt Cobain Bobblehead Day Promo www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/seattle-ma...

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Citing unfair treatment, finances, and a lack of Super Bowls, the Houston Texans have seceded from the NFL and formed a competing sports league. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/texans-sec...

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NFL Introduces New Injury Designation for Players Who Get Shot www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/nfl-introd...

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Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...

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God Nails Every Pick in His Mock NFL Draft, Again www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/god-nails-...

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NEW: Texans Secede From NFL www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/texans-sec...

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With Pope Francis's passing, the Catholic Church is preparing for a transition that will determine its direction for the foreseeable future. The College of Cardinals will soon gather at the Vatican for a conclave to shape the Church's future. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pope-franc...

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Risers and Fallers: Draft Hopefuls Stuck In Moving Elevator www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/risers-fal...

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The NFL Draft vs. The Military Draft www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/the-nfl-dr...

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NEW: Pope Francis Passes Away at 88: Mel Kiper Updates Papal Big Board www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pope-franc...

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Local Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/local-man-...

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Local Man Lost Without Need to Check Fantasy Team’s Injury Status www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/local-man-...

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Longtime Cavaliers fan Gary McKay exclaimed, “We won! We pulled it out!” at the conclusion of Sunday’s NBA playoff game against the Miami Heat, referring to the victorious basketball team, of which McKay is not a member. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/we-won-man...

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NEW: “We Won!” Man Exclaims About Group Of People Who Have Never Met Him www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/we-won-man...

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ICYMI: Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...

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Mets Think This Will Be Their Best Late-Season Collapse Ever www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mets-think...

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10 Memorable Pitch Interferences in MLB History www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/10-memorab...

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Report: Chicago White Sox Tickets Officially Only Product in America to Go Down in Price www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/report-chi...

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A surprising new survey finds that 76% of Americans think it would be “fine” to sing the “Happy Birthday” song instead of the customary national anthem before sporting events. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...

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Electoral College Remains Undefeated www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/electoral-...

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Study: 97% Of Americans Call For And-1 www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/study-97-o...

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NEW: Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...

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In Rory McIlroy’s first Masters victory Sunday, things were closer than they should’ve been, especially after he and caddy Harry Diamond snuck behind some trees, switched clothes, and pretended to be each other for a few holes. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/rory-mcilr...

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Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/bernie-the...

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PGA Tour Merges with LIV Golf, Accepts Responsibility for 9/11 www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pga-tour-m...

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Lost Golf Balls Host Annual Beach Bash At 16th Hole Water Hazard www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/lost-golf-...

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NEW: Rory McIlroy Admits He and Caddie Harry Diamond Switched Places for a Bit There to See What Would Happen www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/rory-mcilr...

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New NASCAR Rule Allows Drivers to Turn Right

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MLB Renames Cleveland ‘Indians’ Again, But Not Those Indians

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Play-By-Play Announcer Embarrassed After Calling Every Player “Mom”

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Welcome To Part-Time Fitness!

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Tailgater Wearing Foam Finger Trying To Eat Hot Dog About To Make It Everyone’s Problem

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Friend Trades Hulu Login for Peacock Login, Streaming Service to Be Named Later

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Jim Nantz Does Play-by-Play of a Waffle House Fight

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ICYMI: Trump places 25% tariff on Tush Push

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Five New Golf Terms to Know Ahead of the Masters at Augusta National

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Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts

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Local Man Watches Masters, Neighbors Receive Noise Complaint

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After NFL owners punted on banning the Tush Push, former President Donald Trump decided to take matters into his own hands, imposing a 25% tariff on any team that uses the play. buff.ly/8unlYIo

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Trump Trades United States to Russia for Democracy, Cash Considerations

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Trump Issues Executive Order Calling for ‘Rebalancing’ of Hockey Drama Miracle

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NEW: Trump places 25% tariff on Tush Push

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The Milwaukee Brewers' rocky start to the season took another turn this week as the team’s beloved mascot, Bernie the Brewer, was arrested and charged with his sixth DUI.

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Local Man Would Have Gone For It There

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Shortened Pitch Clock Shaves Off 26 Minutes of Day Drinking

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NEW: Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot

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