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Marco Rubio says if peace deal in Ukraine can't be reached in the next few weeks, America will have to return its focus to the war on Christmas.

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With all of the complaint calls coming in, Tommy Tuberville says it's difficult to concentrate while playing Mario Kart in the office.

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White House welcomes Italy's prime minister while Trump's plan to destroy the global stock markets lingers on.

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RFK Jr says healthy people don't die from being shot.

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Sen. Chuck Schumer says he almost solved today's Wordle.

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Everything he touches turns into high-density polyurethane foam.

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Kilmar Abrego Garcia was last seen on his way to a dinner party hosted by Edmundo and Lucía Nóbile.

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"The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all the tariff exemptions."

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Peter Navarro says any country that makes a deal will get a free 30-day supply of hydroxychloroquine.

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Rubio says you will be deported, if you participate in protests for any terrorist organization other than the Republican party.

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The U.S. White House is considering using the country's gold to build the world's largest cheeseburger.

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Pilot in NYC helicopter crash was accidentally deported midflight.

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After recent stock trades, Trump can almost afford to send Don Jr to charm school.

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Trump pressures Putin to give him a raise.

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If you're in this country illegally, you must date Kristi Noem's daughter.

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Trump announces cherry flavored tariffs.

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Hidden immunity idol from Survivor found in Pete Hegseth's desk drawer.

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Dow falls more than 1,000 points after investors remember Donald's still president.

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Lauren Boebert stocks up on French fries under tariff threats.

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Trapped by the Federals near Appomattox Court, Donald Trump was forced to announce a 90 day pause on tariffs.

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Due to rising tariffs, Trump bibles will only have 1 Corinthian.

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