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energeticbark.bsky.social
just a cat waiting to be found in the alps
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submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

rememer what gabe newel always say: "piracy is almost always a problematic media, not wholesome makers"

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I’m on that Youtube poopshit. Uh… Spaghetti! PENIS! My boy.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

So either I was scammed, or the software was free, which makes me the product. Man, hack my chud WiiBrew life…

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

New blog post up on the Rust font loader now shipping in Chrome. I only had a small part in this personally but am proud of the team's work. developer.chrome.com/blog/memory-...

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

why are there undertale au fan character versions of browsers

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

who’s paying mario what i can assume is an insane amount of money to say Yahoo! Bing! Bing! everywhere. fucking sellout just use google like the rest of us

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

????

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

playing like a fucked up irl version of the porter robinsle

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

undertale if it were web? omori already exists idiot.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

undertale if it were Web. papyrus: welcome to the shadowDOM sans: how was the crawl

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

if minecraft is like virtual lego does that mean pc building simulator is like adult minecraft?

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

this looks like something a wojak would wear.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Looks good to LGTM to me!

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

That's the old passageway to Birmingham. We don't go there anymore.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

it’s funny how on a homebrewed 3ds you had to install .irs files with a tool called doge

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

gender is like the twin towers. there used to be two of them, but now there’s one really big one and a memorial using negative space to symbolize where the old ones used to be

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

Mom, can I please draw the TikTok message on the TV over the dialog box. No, it’s a dry erase marker mom, I promise it’ll wash off. No, I can’t do it later it won’t be funny anymore.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, this law, which bans TikTok and has been enacted in the U.S., means you can't use TikTok in the U.S. for now, because of the law enacted in the U.S. banning TikTok.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s just say this will be changing with Switch 2

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

Wrong! Linux is not Unix! Off to the darkness with thee, where there is gnashing of teeth and there is weeping.

submitted 92 days ago • 7 comments

buying this, cracking it open, dumping the rom and playing netplay dolphin mario party with my ass xbox 360 controller

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

this is what every retro collection's video settings look like now

submitted 97 days ago • 9 comments

Why are the 2 programs still using x86_64 binaries on my machine: - Chromium, so they have to JIT JS to x86 and then x86 to ARM (2 layers!) - Required to run any of my games, when the games either can be safely AOT translated or are native ARM, and suffer performance loss because of these processes

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

And I just got to Tesco… fuck my chud life.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Man… draw my chud life.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

the wretched beast has been contained

submitted 111 days ago • 12 comments

this is so stupid I'm sorry

submitted 149 days ago • 7 comments

Can we tempt you?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

This year, the stars aligned for some very magical things to happen at our anniversary show. Things that might not have ever seemed a possibility. If you’re over 25 and own a computer like I do, this moment is for all of us.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

P = NP + AI So much in that cromulent fuckcrustable of an equation. Turing needy drinky.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 124 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 125 days ago • 5 comments

An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) your name starts with a letter. People over on Twitter/X seem to think there are only people whose names don’t start with letters here. (Reposts welcome to spread the word. Follows help too. If you want, you can also send me money on PayPal.)

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

Learn Yuah, Haskell on that thing?

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

will the YouTube Shorts algorithm learn that working for Blizzard in the 2000s should be an immediate downrank and shadowban for the algorithm

submitted 129 days ago • 7 comments

I'm on that disc image shit. smoking a cue/bin cigar

submitted 130 days ago • 7 comments

I have an idea for a brand new Bluesky post. 1950s style book cover with the word “fuck” or “shit” edited to be in the title, or 1950s style person with a caption about not liking Trump. Highly subversive stuff.

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

I’m here to spread FUD about Linux. Torvalds just announced 6.13.0 will be the last kernel version, there will be no more updates. You’ll just have to go back to Windows after that.

submitted 140 days ago • 12 comments

the idiomatic haskell program is 6 language extensions, 20 imports, and one line of perl

submitted 148 days ago • 4 comments