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Stealing your energy since 1991 🦋 💙 🇨🇦
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I found my stripper stage name

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How much you wanna bet that fat asshole fakes his own death during the parade just to pretend he gets resurrected

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Never more relevant than today: "The system we learn says we're equal under law But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you like my posts you’re gonna love my rambling, tangent-rich, barely coherent long-form stories

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This is the best way to cover up impending cost cutting of quality control measures

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Listen AI developers - the one thing I want you to work on is having the computer be smart enough to vary each person’s suggested birthday message so it’s not an endless parade of “Happy Birthday! 🎂 🎉 🎈” identical clones all the way down the page.

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Soooooooo we’re all clear that this Trump/Musk “feud” is performance art designed to distract from the big stupid spending bill, yes?

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Why do I love these Spotify playlist jokes so much

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Haven’t been on in a few days. He dead yet?

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments