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Every time you spend money a tiny crime has happened somewhere. Where? That's a fun secret ;)

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They should give me the Nobel Peace Prize for not saying the things I want to say sometimes

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to me this website is like rowing at cornell, yeah the ivy league school, yeah the rowing team there, yeah, no it's really prestigious but yeah this website is like rowing to me because we're all doing something together, oh no I didn't go there but I used to wear a cornell rowing shirt around yeah

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my view into the economy is mostly through the price of breakfast sandwiches

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I have less of a desire to post and more of a desire to be told I'm perfect without doing much

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inventing an energy drink that has lithium in it so bipolar people can pound it while they're manic without the caffeine making things worse

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I'm lowkey so humble but you don't see me bragging about it

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i bring an inkwell, pen holder, foolscap paper, sealing wax and blotting sand vibe to the cafe that the other patrons don’t really like

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I know I've never had a good idea because I've never had a lightbulb pop up above my head

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Life wld be easy as hell if all this dumb bull shit stop happening

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they government is passing a law making music sadder and more plodding

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I can usually derive from context the reason a gun was just pulled on me

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I made another prose collection, I've got like ten years of writing scattered around and no restraint on putting it out on a reasonable timetable jessiecool.itch.io/test-patterns

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I'm dead without my morning coffee! I'M DEAD WITHOUT MY MORNING COFFEE!

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it's important to keep a good perspective on life by standing really far away where nothing makes sense and squinting

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when it comes to types of forces you can't beat torque

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what if u had a remote for life, like if life was like a tv and u had a remote to it, and u were also adam sandler

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lines are lowkey geometric

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if u think about a line is a metaphor for life you enter it you wait around something happens and then you're done with it

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I'm in a line

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lines are lowkey the highest form of societal organization

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I went to disney world like 20 years ago and in "the world of the future" they had segways everywhere and were like this is going to be the walking of the future

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i would be so good at being a philosopher king

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hanging out, doing whack shit

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every lesson is a lesson I'll soon forget

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gracing the TL with some dogshit

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just stole some candy from a baby, was easy asf

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business helmet

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decided against being clever and funny that shit is lowkey annoying af I'm gonna be real I'm gonna be me

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everyone I have decided to be clever and funny from here on out no more bad posts

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getting rich 📈 going broke 📉

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thinking of the economy rn

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when other people are talking that shit sucks but when I'm talking that shit rules

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last post didn't fit into my laid back no effort idgaf persona so it was deleted and is being edited and curated to better fit my laid back image

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I love to do shit I hate

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