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This is the face of a woman who's dealt with multiple late-night video calls from Archer with his shirt off. New episode tomorrow! #startrek #startrekenterprise #damnitArcher #shockwave

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Justice for Diane Warren! In addition to the show Jane, she also wrote the last three theme songs used for The View and, of course, the theme song for #startrek Enterprise.

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This is Faith of the Heart erasure. #startrek #enterprise #faithoftheheart

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My notes for literally every #startrek Enterprise episode I have to watch for the podcast.

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From @mariadsouza.bsky.social : Looking at notes for the previous ep and at the very end, I just have this...#enterprise #startrek

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It's always the quiet ones. (podcast episode 26: Two Nights at the Roxbury) #startrek #enterprise #hoshi #twodaysandtwonights

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It's always the quiet ones. (podcast episode 26: Two Nights at the Roxbury) #startrek #enterprise #hoshi #twodaysandtwonights

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Presented without comment. (podcast episode 17: "Let's Space Malcolm!") #startrek #enterprise #shuttlepodone

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happy war criminal wednesday, my dudes

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You all have a whole week to wait for our next EnterpriseSplaining episode. But, if you need your Maria, Bill, Jamie fix in the meantime, we all were on this week’s episode of @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social to talk about the #startrek Enterprise episode Carbon Creek. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

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"Two Days and Two Nights" features THE MOST characters saying the episode name (as pointed out by @jarrahpenguin.bsky.social). Most Trek episodes... don't. #startrek #enterprise #twodaysandtwonights #whatareyouevendoingRiker?

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🖖NEW EPISODE🖖Inner Light Month continues with a surprise entry: "Carbon Creek" from Enterprise. Bryan is joined by the crew from @enterprisesplain.bsky.social to decide if a critical adventure in the life of T'Pol's second foremother is a TREK, MARRY, or KILL podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

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#startrek #enterprise #oasis

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Find someone who looks at you the way Archer looks at that slug. (podcast ep 19: "Talk Sluggy To Me") #startrek #enterprise #sluglove #valenslimesday

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happy valentine’s day everyone! memeposting will be reduced/put on pause for a while since im getting surgery this weekend. for now, enjoy this one and happy valentine’s day!

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Always practice safe docking! #startrek #enterprise #voxsola #valentinesday

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New episode is out today! @jarrahpenguin.bsky.social from Women at Warp tells us about the #StarTrek Enterprise episode “Two Days and Two Nights.” The crew finally makes it to Risa where heteronormativity abounds. It’s 2 days (and nights) of scams, injuries, sexy language lessons, and wild outfits.

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Find someone who looks at you the way Archer looks at that slug. (podcast ep 19: "Talk Sluggy To Me") #startrek #enterprise #sluglove #valenslimesday

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We now have a whole new way that you can enjoy EnterpriseSplaining! All our episodes on #startrek Enterprise are now available on our YouTube channel. They are still audio-only, but are a great way to subscribe and listen without the need for a podcast app. m.youtube.com/@Enterprises...

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#startrek #enterprise #detained #quantumleap

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Always practice safe docking! #startrek #enterprise #voxsola #valentinesday

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Daniels vs. Archer #startrek #enterprise #temporalcoldwar

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The official Star Trek shop appears to be run by people who have never seen Star Trek.

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In our latest episode “Archer of Arabia!”, @mariadsouza.bsky.social tells us about the #startrek Enterprise episode “Desert Crossing”. Archer & Trip go on a lil boondoggle and play some space lacrosse but their host has ulterior motives, they get crushed in space lacrosse, and the food is... balls.

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In our latest episode “Archer of Arabia!”, @mariadsouza.bsky.social tells us about the #startrek Enterprise episode “Desert Crossing”. Archer & Trip go on a lil boondoggle and play some space lacrosse but their host has ulterior motives, they get crushed in space lacrosse, and the food is... balls.

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Congrats to “Faith of the Heart” writer Diane Warren on her 16th Oscar nomination for “The Journey” from The Six Triple Eight! We are rooting for you to finally end that losing streak! #startrek #startrekenterprise #oscars

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We have a new episode about the #StarTrek Enterprise episode “Fallen Hero.” The Enterprise goes on its very first ambassador escort mission! They just have to pick up a VIP and drop her off somewhere. Easy peasy! Even this Enterprise crew can’t mess up a task that simple, right? #ESONetwork

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New episode out today about the #StarTrek Enterprise episode “Fallen Hero.” The Enterprise goes on its very first ambassador escort mission! They just have to pick up a VIP and drop her off somewhere. Easy peasy! Even this Enterprise crew can’t mess up a task that simple, right? #ESONetwork

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New episode out where Bill spends a whole lot of time describing the slime that the crew gets trapped in. This is the first episode where @uajamie.bsky.social absolutely put her foot down and refused to let us use the word "jizz" in the title of the episode.

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Actual potential titles my co-hosts wanted that I nixed for our podcast episode about “Vox Sola”: How Dare You Show Us Your Orgy Room! Have You Seen Our Jizz Monster? Scott Bukakula! You Eat Like You Mate! Packing Tape and Jizz! Cum Here Often? #startrek #startrekenterprise

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The hosts of @enterprisesplain.bsky.social had me on to discuss the plot of "Vox Sola," from the first season of Enterprise. Come for the debate about the meaning of "temporal cold war," stay for the many, many euphemisms for semen. #startrek #podcast #jizzmonster

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As promised in today’s podcast episode, here’s a photo of the meatloaf @uajamie.bsky.social made from set chef Dorothy Duder’s recipe from the #startrek Enterprise episode Shuttle Pod One. It was meant to look like gross airplane food, but taste delicious, and it passed on both of those requirements

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In our new episode, we’re talking with @genvexed.bsky.social about the #startrek Enterprise episode “Vox Sola" where a slime creature has captured and is devouring crew members. Plus, their minds are now psychically linked but Archer can't stop thinking about the 2134 water polo regionals! (gasp!)

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You’re welcome!

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This is the only way to ring in the New Year... Though to be honest, we're shouting about a LOT

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The episode where my co-hosts explain Quantum Leap to me, the plot of which appears to be: Scott Bakula time travels and sometimes becomes a black woman and sometimes and animal and also says “oh boy” a lot and interacts with a hologram Dean Stockwell (who has a box?) while trying to do…something?

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The hosts of @enterprisesplain.bsky.social on the promise and peril of a Quantum Leap reunion on season one of Enterprise: enterprisesplaining.captivate.fm/episode/quan... #podcast #startrek #ohboy

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New episode today: “Quantum Leaping to Conclusions!” Maria tells us about the #StarTrek Enterprise episode “Detained” where Archer and Mayweather get thrown into an internment camp. It’s not exactly a nuanced take but we do get to see Dean Stockwell and Scott Bakula together again! #ESOnetwork

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We are a month away from recording our #startrek Enterprise season 1 lookback episode. Yup, we survived watching a whole season of Enterprise! If you have any questions for us, send it our way, and we may answer it on the episode! #enterprisesplaining

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If you prefer to listen to podcasts via a video, we’ve got great news for you! All our past EnterpriseSplaining episodes are now up on our YouTube channel! You can now follow-along with us on our #startrek Enterprise watch in a new way! youtube.com/@enterprises...

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This might have been the most fun I’ve had for an episode where I was doing the explainer! #startrek

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In our new episode “It’s Shallot to Deal With!” @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek Enterprise episode “Oasis.” The crew meets survivors of a ship crash, Trip flirts with a cute girl, blah, blah, blah. Really, we’re just here to see René Aubernjonois act the shit out of his guest role.

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We knew it! We are a secret Diane Warren podcast pretending to be a #startrek Enterprise podcast.

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