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Pantheon is so good! Why this doesn’t get more hype is a mystery.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Getting into a compression shirt is its own workout

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re not stretching like a slut are you really even stretching?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Just a second baby, mommy’s still finishing her luscious Bordeaux.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

And the Oscar for best actor goes to… Uni… “abused and abandoned.”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is annoying me. I want quiet mornings to last forever

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no! I’m at the age where I’ve stopped listening to new music.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Realizing I love the quiet time I get in the morning. I used to get this at night, but that doesnt work anymore.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Back to my yahoo.com email. Lol

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Moist environments give me anxiety

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Going through a comp. mini bar like my life depended on it.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Anxiety has chosen to present itself as my inability to leave my dog alone.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, then this is your reminder to stop doom scrolling.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Singit ng mundo.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Train ride.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Just an NPC in my own life.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Downloading DeepSeek just to fuck with the powers that be.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Monday, this is your reminder to disrupt monopolies and hegemonies.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Bargain shop twink.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Hard to do a social detox when you’re doing social media. 🤡

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Noblesse Oblige disappeared the moment we stoped using torches, pitchforks, and guillotines.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Riding pole for the plot.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning and a happy Eusexua to all who celebrate!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Emilia Perez’s penis to vagina song reminds me of this queen…

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

So happy to see Ariana, Cynthia, and Demi nominated!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

On the brightside my husband is Canadian.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Without minimizing the impact this will have. Let’s not forget that this is a tactic to divide us in our class struggle.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

No one: … Me: *hacks out a lung*

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Annoying how only Americans vote but the whole world suffers.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Nut-bonding.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Where are my Luigi updates?!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Forgive me, I will need 3-5 working days to recover from this minor inconvenience. Thank you for understanding.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I have a Dr. Pepper in my fridge I use as a palate cleanser.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I live in the timeline where Black Mirror is reality.

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Hochul removing Adams would be a hoot!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

So Reagan…blaming Reagan as well.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I blame the AIDS crisis as to why losers are lording over us today.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Why have you killed these beautiful flowers?

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