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ephaedra.bsky.social
it is illegal to be mean to me, but im allowed to be mean to u (it is my birthday) BLM trans rights are human rights πŸ’œ
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great news! this new box of nitrile gloves doesnt smell like the old box that gave me uncomfortable flashbacks to my super hot dentist sticking his fingers in my mouth! kind of a good news, bad news thing really

i wake up in the morning to tuck and then put my pajama pants back on because im insane :(

im about to regret some recent decisions, but itll be worth it

yknow actually i think im just gonna keep on being trans thanks. i dont need ur permission. we're fueled by spite now

it’s my ten-year hrt anniversary today πŸ₯³

made chicken parm sandwiches (on garlic toast) with my leftovers and it's best decision I've made all week

love to watch a makeup tutorial for "simple flawless base" and she uses 12 products worth well over a thousand dollars... like do u think this shit is my job??

just had to clean up a brand new bag of flour that exploded open and spilled across my kitchen while im head to toe in all black (as i usually am) and i didnt get even a little bit on me??? i think ive reached new, never before seen levels of goth mom

its past time we bring back dark mori fashion

just had to move a piece of furniture down 2 sets of stairs for the first time in a while and i barely managed it with help this was a desk i moved UP those same steps by myself with no trouble before HRT don't let anyone tell you HRT does nothing πŸ˜…

i don't make new years resolutions, and this isn't one, but i would really like to finish the second draft of my novel this year. i would also like to keep it under 100k words, but that feels unreasonable πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

TERRIBLE NEWS! i accidently bought the gummy multivitamins and they're delicious :( i don't have the self control for this...

having moved temporarily to a customer facing role on the phone after coming out at work & doing voice training has been a crash course in dealing with misogyny in tech. smth i was previously only subject to as an effeminate "man". I had tricks for dealing with angry ppl that DO NOT WORK as a woman

just spent over 20 minutes on the phone with my cell provider. my account is under my unambigously masculine deadname and i identified myself as the account owner. he called Mrs. [lastname] and ma'am the whole damn time DO YOUR VOICE TRAINING CAUSE THAT SHIT WORKS!

quick! someone give me like $40k so i can do this pls πŸ₯Ί

every time i come across this piece i fall in love with it all over again. the way the lines accentuate her hips and waist 🫠 artist is the amazing www.diamantemurru.com

me, pre transition: ill get married, but no fuckin way am i having a wedding. id rather DIE me now: *salivating at getting to carry this down the aisle"

well, i stayed sober today, even tho i didn't want to.... "good job ellie" "proud of u" thanks everyone

just one night here would fix me

the envy is strong

i want these, but my key holder lives too far away :(

imagine how good the blackout sections feel to get tattooed with one of those 128 pack magnum needles 🫠

oh...

im planning on doing all blackwork for my tattoos, but i have to admit the red pops

progesterone has given me a lil fupa (affectionate)

how many pairs of patterned tights and fishnets does one goth girl need? idk for sure, but i do know that 18 is not the answer cause that's how many i have and i know i need more πŸ™ƒ

my boobs hurt so much im finding it very difficult to focus on writing. legitimately thank u hormones :)

i need this in my life πŸ«