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BOLDNESS IS ALL #ActuallyAutistic writer of neurodivergent & queer romance & family drama. 🇦🇺 ✍️ 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🧶 🌻 Knits socks when not #writing.
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the most recent pizza place I have ordered from has found my house 3 weeks out of 3 so I decided to order directly from the restaurant instead of through menulog because menulog costs the restaurant a bunch of $$ obviously

brain: find around and fuck out me: what would this entail brain: dunno. post it anyway. me: alright

You know that at some point Gollum got really excited he'd sorted out his life under that mountain. Proud of his new routine, his new lifestyle, a new Smeagol. Imagine if he had access to podcasting equipment then, all talking about the benefits of raw cave fish diet, his fitness routine, etc

Sorry everyone, I like Superman. It’s funny that it’s like “why does he do it? For fame and glory? For excitement and thrill?” No. He does it all for no reason. He just wants to be helpful.

today I had to go to the bank (what is this?? 1995??) so I went into the CBD. When I left the house I thought "oh I'll just grab something to eat on the way home!" and then after I finished at the bank I walked up George St but then I NOPEd.

Most Australian support methods to enforce the teen social media ban, according to a government-commissioned survey Most also have no idea how it works, don't trust platforms to protect their data, and expect that, at worst, it won't affect them. www.crikey.com.au/20...

tax the rich to help the poor and keep taxing them harder until there are no more poor and no more rich

noise reduction surgery

Oh actually opened my post from the weekend... got some new stickers

Super late to the party on this, but I don’t think it matters what kind of bullets that cop shot the Australian reporter with. Cops have no business shooting reporters in the first place.

I ordered a new set of knitting needles and they're being small and being sent by letter post which means shipping was cheap... but it's letter-sized... so the postie won't ring my bell for it! I won't get a delivery notification! I just have to keep checking my mail? every day? until it arrives?

One of the best things I’ve ever normalized for myself is thinking, “I don’t know enough about this to reply to this stranger” and scrolling on by

Still waiting for the article that’s like “these right wing militia members are in a bubble and it would be healthier if they exposed themselves to left wing ideas”

You ever notice how everyone using the "doctors only treat the symptoms, not the root causes, because they want to keep charging you money" line has a subscription package or wants you to book regular appointments with them?