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the other day I said "god, I kinda miss my childhood hamster" and god heard me and blessed me with a mouse infestation

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Been watching The Sopranos lately, can't believe a show could be so powerful yet such a big memefest st the same time

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Been thinking about getting into circuit bending. It would be useful to accidentally convert any electronic device into space heater

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

What the fresh hell are these keyboard shortcuts supposed to be?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Beyonce being surprised she won a Grammy could win her her Oscar

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Conceptualizing a video game is so much fun. I get to daydream about game mechanics like a child and not earn a single dime like an adult

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

A vestigial tail is just genetic reminder that some of us used to be a good boy.

submitted 118 days ago • 3 comments

Nobody stops you from wearing a necktie like a cape

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Boutta google what the etymology of limp bizkit is

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

Farted so good I looked like the album cover for The Bends

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to switch from saying "hindsight is 2024" to "hindsight is 2025"

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

A new year is right around the corner which means I'm about to pick up 3 new hobbies and drop 2.5 of them

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever a woman says a huge dog is her baby I always assume it was born through C-section because like there's no way

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Bathrobes are really fun because you could be wearing a full 3-piece suit underneath and no one would know

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I love Americans, they speak English so well for some reason

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

imagine a TV drama where every time some character sits down, a sound effect is edited in, making it sound like they sat on a bunch of keys of a grand piano

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, it's impolite to excessively shorten words in formal speech, so instead of saying " I think that's OK", please make sure to fully spell it out as "I believe that is Oklahoma"

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

You know you're having a good lecture when you're zoned out the whole time and the only time you zone back in is to nod when the professor asks if everything was clear.

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

I produce music on uncalibrated speakers to add that little touch of meth to my mix

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes life hits you with a strong urge to take a shit during a long goodbye

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

If someone headshots you in a video game there is a nonzero chance they did it using a drawing tablet instead of a mouse

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that my tape player plays all my tapes a very tiny bit too fast technically makes me a nightcore listener :(

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Push your music forward: stick a contact mic on your toilet.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Call me a terrarium because I've got butterflies in my stomach, bees in my head, and lizards in my government

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

If Death Grips made their debut today they'd get labeled as HyperHipHop

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