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ephemerides.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. Grumpy, Gym-addicted, and Geriatric. Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
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The tunnel at the end of the light #HumpDay

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Another pair of shorts snatched from the locker room floor means another christening #wank #cum #cumshot #TodgerTuesday

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It's #MonochromeMonday in the gym showers, too.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Playing hide 'n' seek

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It always seems to be the wettest part of me and requires a lot of drying #LockerRoom

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

The baptism ceremony for a pair of Nike shorts that were acquired from the locker room floor. #wank #cum #cumshot

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Tickling #LockerRoom

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Is it even #HumpDay if I don't post the weekly standard?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

On #TodgerTuesday I like to grab a dick and give it a tug. Always seems to be my own, though 🤷‍♂️

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

It's a bit warm in here, isn't it? Let me fan you #MonochromeMonday

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Being all "look at my dick" in the #LockerRoom. Shameless.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Pretending I'm buff enough to join in with the big boys #LockerRoom #flex

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments