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🇨🇦 Sarcastic GenXer, author, pop culture zombie, variable-functioning depressive, introvert, and completely sane cat lady.
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An OWNER'S manual? Seriously!? Well, actually, The Cat Owner's Manual is a technical manual on how to keep your model healthy and clean, how to help her interface with other animals, and why she throws hairballs with such regularity. #catsOfBluesky #book #review #ECCBookReview #cat #void

I'm pretty sure that if cats could talk, we wouldn't. Or else we'd lie to you. Cos that's how we roll. But in If Cats Could Talk, it's assumed that we are witty, talkative, and brilliant. Which we are, of course. #catsOfBluesky #Caturday #book #review #ECCBookReview #cat

Why DO cats do that? You know... That. Yes, THAT. Probably because we're so awesome. Or maybe because we love you. Or maybe because we are protecting our territory. Or maybe because you're too stupid to know how to hunt. #catsOfBluesky #cat #void #book #review #ECCBookReview

So, I totally should've posted this last weekend, but we were dealing with a kitty issue (as one does). So you get your Easter #book #review a week late. =P ----- The Easter Bunny certainly gets around... And Cat is going to help. #catsOfBluesky #Caturday #cat #ECCBookReview

"Easter Bunny"? No, I haven't seen anything like that. These chocolate eggs? They were here when I arrived. - Beast #catsOfBluesky #cat #void #cute #Easter #ByeByeBunny

I haven't reviewed much fiction during the last year or so, and to be honest, I'm not 100% sure that this book IS fiction. #catsOfBluesky #Caturday #book #review #ECCBookReview #cat

"You know your cat is a superior being, with deep wisdom about life...." So sayeth "Zen Kitty: A Cat's Guide To Enlightenment". Yeah, whatever. #catsOfBluesky #cat #cute #book #review #ECCBookReview #Caturday

An OWNER'S manual? Seriously!? Well, actually, The Cat Owner's Manual is a technical manual on how to keep your model healthy and clean, how to help her interface with other animals, and why she throws hairballs with such regularity. #catsOfBluesky #cat #cute #book #review #ECCBookReview #Caturday

...uh-oh. I've been spotted! I had hoped to bring all you kitties a secret review of this fascinating book by The Oatmeal (aka Matthew Inman), but I foolishly read it while stealing the short human's warm spot on the bed. Bah! #catsOfBluesky #Caturday #cat #book #review #ECCBookReview #TheOatmeal

Everything Here Is Mine. Yes, that pretty much sums up my life. And this book, by Nicole Hollander. BEST BOOK EVER. Especially the plans for setting up a feline solarium and bathroom. #catsOfBluesky #Caturday #cat #book #review #ECCBookReview #void

This week, in between being fabulous and being amazing, I read Know Your Cat's Purr Points, by Margaret Woodhouse. How could this NOT be a good book? #catsOfBluesky #cat #cute #void #book #review #ECCBookReview

This week, I read 50 Simple Ways To Pamper Your Cat, by Arden Moore. Not a bad selection of ideas — who wouldn't love to have specially-made treats and daily massages? — #catsOfBluesky #book #review #ECCBookReview #cat #void

When I asked if the day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Yhis sweet little New Yorker Book Of Cat Cartoons may look small, but it's stuffed full of comics by all the best cartoonists to ever submit to the New Yorker, from Charles Addams (yes, THAT Addams) to Jack Ziegler. #catsOfBluesky #cat #void #book #review #ECCBookReview #Caturday

Do you knead your mommy? These kittens do, and they've written poetry about it! If you read and enjoyed 'I Could Pee On This', you will also enjoy I Knead My Mommy. #catsOfBluesky #cat #void #book #review #ECCBookReview #Caturday

Be here meow. Have you ever wondered why we kitties are so calm and peaceful? We have achieved Purrvana, and now you can, too. #catsOfBluesky #cat #void #book #review #ECCBookReview #Caturday

Not all books in my personal library are about cats. (Shocking, I know.) Sometimes, I come across a book that exposes a cold, hard, sparkly truth, like this one: Unicorns Are Jerks. #book #review #catsOfBluesky #ECCBookReview #cat #unicorn

Soooo. The short human actually has a book called How To Talk To Your Cat! (And Get It (sic) To Do What You Want). After I stopped laughing, I realised the author, Lynn Allison, was serious. #catsOfBluesky #ECCBookReview #void #book #review #cat

Oliver heard that it was #kissAGinger day, and has generously offered his entire, enormous, fluffy body for smooches. He will reciprocate with head bonks. #catsOfBluesky #cat #gato #chat #кошка #cute #ginger #smooch #fluffy