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#1 'howe on the court' reply guy. born-again hater. umass cambridge '25 "andre arcale is proof you can do everything right in life and still end up married to patrick arcale" - zach short, 2016.
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This week I got to write about one of my favorite historical phenomena, when the mechanization of Scottish textiles made a bunch of aristocrats decorate their houses fucking *terribly* www.vanityfair.com/style/story/...

Awful Halloween costume idea I had

Was discussing this with a friend today. The question also invites a hilarious corollary — who would she nominate as ultra-temporary VP? Walz?!

Joe Biden's always been a tragic figure in US politics—but he will be remembered as a uniquely tragic president. The truth is most presidents are more footnotes than chapters in the history books, and Biden is destined to be a footnote: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/history-wi...

They have fought the good fight, they have finished the race, they have kept the faith.

raul esparza should be in a minimum of 5 tv shows per year, doing histrionics.

We have a photo of two suspects in the explosion

From a piece on the benefits of college-in-prison. www.nytimes.com/2023/11/17/o...

CNN covered the TikTok story more in a day and a half than it covered Trump’s extremist comments in two weeks. www.mediamatters.org/cable-news/t...

Prosecutor: You post good, correct? Me: yes. P: viral? Me: No -- lowbies. Nothing above whats mid. P: Can you explain this skeet then from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that banger" ? M: I consider whats mid a banger. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that dopamine shit. P: I see.

god forbid a baby have hobbies

Two weeks ago, Jewish Currents interviewed three doctors in Gaza to show the world the direness of their situation. The story was just updated to reflect one of the doctors was killed by an airstrike in his own home, making this quote even more gutting. jewishcurrents.org/we-have-lost...

lmao

someone do a virgin/chad meme with nixon and kennedy

Carol Leonnig opens her purse, pulls out a flask, and takes a swig apnews.com/article/naom...

Last week, I taught a class on the struggle over how the Holocaust should be remembered, memorialized, and taught in Germany today. We had a calm, nuanced, and deeply serious discussion. That’s the college campus reality the “free speech crisis/campus extremism” discourse deliberately obscures.

I fucking love online so much

Every day I log on to Twitter and see some corporate word-dweeb make the same two posts: • Here is what leftists—people I neither know nor read—all believe. • Engage me in Socratic dialogue as I ask what the definition of apartheid is and demand you prove that not every Palestinian is in Hamas.

I applaud Joe Manchin’s effort to unite the broad, diverse Democratic Party coalition. Just watch as we all come together and say with one clear voice: “Fuck Joe Manchin.”

holy shit

pouring one out for the washington post's city desk and all their prewrites on Youngkin as the next president

Please bro just one more election running on transphobia and abortion bans bro please bro we can call it a 15-week limit bro everyone will agree that's reasonable bro people are so mad about drag queen story hour bro

mmm, treats

she's just like me fr

Three years ago today:

They're actually gonna do it. They're actually gonna blame TikTok.

I, um, I don't actually think Virginia Republicans want Youngkin's presidential ambitions to be on voters' minds at the moment

Also hidden in his Wikipedia is one of my favorite bits of of corporate handwringing

@penguinsix.bsky.social was it you who posted a photo of the White House Historical Association? Turns out, this is the new project.

Adams was supposed to be a top Biden 2024 surrogate. Then he started saying “Joe Biden is sending Mexicans to destroy New York” and the campaign quietly but hilariously dropped him from the list. www.politico.com/news/2023/05...

Sam Bankman-Jailed

this theory that the only reason the jury took four hours was because they wanted one more free dinner is giving me life lol

My favorite part about this is you know his campaign staff is deeply wrestling with it. Crisis comms meetings, focus groups. A consultant is paying off their house helping them respond to this.

in this issue, we have two unexpectedly open safe seats and whatever the fuck Dean Phillips is doing. plus: Houston feigns surprise at the revelation that one of Congress's most notorious bad bosses, who is, bafflingly, the leading alternative to Houston electing a conservative mayor, is a bad boss

I don't think you need to be a shoe expert to see that something's up with DeSantis's boots

Well...

This is true *and also* it’s hilarious that in order to do that one thing that met the minimum standard of decency and integrity he needed to reach out and be instructed by Dan Quayle, the man whose name is synonymous with stupidity in high political office.

Shout-out to the nation's boyfriends in Kansas City Chiefs t-shirts this Halloweekend