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can i have a sharp object

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water have so many interesting properties

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guys what is your favorite property of water

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guys i havent showered since 2013

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guys eating italian food

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hi guys

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ughhh you guuuys. lets all meet up in the year 2000

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Fine Niceman

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Country? Over. Party!

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been a little bit of everyone lately

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i hate construction workers they are so noisy! go away everything here is already built!!

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friday is goated

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u guys i wouldnt have it any other way

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Hi son - please give me or your mother a call. We haven't heard from you since you left for the Worm Ranch.

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..acho q vou pedir um vinho

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writing a poem with as few words as possible, only to end up with the mental image of a sobbing caveman

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The semantic distance between "based," and "basic" is a lot slimmer than some would have you believe.

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theres nothing to be bored of

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Pacing back and forth in an alley at 3:00am, mumbling to myself "Velvet under steel. Velvet UNDER steel, Sloane Veronica."

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Look, it's very simple.

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shouts out tibetan new year

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more uncles

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Allow me to be utterly clear: Yay, yay, yippee.

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goddamn fridy

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You wicked people

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It is summer now

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guys im just like uptown girl from the billy joel song uptown girl and im laughing all the way to the bank

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Comedy is now legal in American airspace

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Like this tweet if water is the liquid of life

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3 years is a long time

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does anyone want to be rivals

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ayy

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french person orders in perfect french stuns french waiter

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guys im excited for dream sleep ok

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this is it im doing something

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Lol

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what a problem you guys

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hubba hubba

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dying is often pleasant

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