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eponodyne.bsky.social
Professional nomad, howling Leftist, Fallout gamer, sewing machine collector. 57 going on 26. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left. Usually need a nap and some soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and a book. He/Him
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You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

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No live bait, though? Wisconsin bar shut down after chickens and cocaine found inside www.wkow.com/news/wiscons...

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God gives Her daffiest battles to Her silliest geese

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There is no nobility in neutrality.

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a haiku for Matt Gaetz ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck you

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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

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Me: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant? Me: OH NO

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I romp with a flock of goobers so daffy, it'd blow your tits clean off, wise guy

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The view out the office window on Friday:

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Professional nomad, howling Leftist, Fallout gamer, sewing machine collector. 57 going on 26. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left. Usually need a nap and a bowl of soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and an interesting book.

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