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no lie, this Cavs team is like sound functioning infrastructure in every possible way. • no drama • smart investments • found value in trades • good leadership • undervalued • can manage a deficit • knows load management • country pays no attention • just works

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

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While this Auburn team is good enough to win a national championship, I wouldn’t be devastated if they didn’t. What *would* however crush me is if any other SEC team won it, which is absolutely a real possibility. I try to 🦚 , but the pessimist in me can’t help but dwell on this nightmare scenario.

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

hell yes

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

OH NO! DISASTER!

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Cam Newton circa 2010:

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Kids, this is how all the Super Bowls used to be

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

perhaps the best halftime show ever was the one that relied most on efficient storm drain infrastructure. interesting.

submitted 19 days ago • 12 comments

Look, I just never want to experience sports-related disappointment ever again, is that too much to ask?

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When a flag goes against her team.

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

*NFL game gets announced in Melbourne* “TELL THE LADIES WE WONT BE THERE FOR MAHJONG, RITA. WE’RE GOING ON HOLIDAY.”

submitted 23 days ago • 8 comments

They played Death Cab For Cutie’s “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” at Kroger this morning. Decidedly *not* a banger of a grocery store song, @edsbs.bsky.social

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

May the Hogs' hot streak continue for another 3 games! (no more, no less please)

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

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What's going on in Columbia? 😂

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Just hit the pub button on a post that will surely make nobody mad: Ohio State was obviously the best team in the country. They also lost their biggest game to their biggest rival. How do fans of a sport that once demanded perfection from champions handle that? open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

Liberty fans talking shit about App State canceling their game because of the fucking hurricane, then having to watch the Flames' whisper-faint playoff hopes get annihilated by the previously winless public-school Kennesaw State Owls in the night's only televised game

submitted 39 days ago • 16 comments

Vanderbilt 40, Alabama 35

submitted 39 days ago • 12 comments

Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

Rog as soon as he saw this headline 🇺🇸

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

eat shit, ravens

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t reach for the reverse jinx often, but it remains undefeated. 😏

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Would love to be proven wrong, but everything points to this being an Auburn loss today. - Road game - No Broome - UGA has a good frontcourt, draws a lot of fouls and gets opponents in foul trouble - Pat Adams ref crew - Mike White has had the upper hand on Bruce in the past Monumental task

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

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Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

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┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) The Cavs #LetEmKnow ┳┻|⊂ﾉ ┻┳|

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Snowrise at Everton Stadium.

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

Besides Southampton we’re genuinely the worst side in the league. Ipswich look miles better than us going forward. New manager and some actual attacking players needed now #EFC

submitted 55 days ago • 4 comments

Imagine trying to win games of football, must be lovely

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

Oh, Virginia lost, you say?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

service announcement, the Cavs are letting em know again.

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

At dinner just now with my wife, kids, and in-laws, and Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" comes on. Me: "Ohhh nice! Karate Kid 2! The *best* Karate Kid, I might add." *crickets* Is this grounds for divorce and starting all over again??? 😂

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Much like how Election Day is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November, I propose we institute “Circle Back Day” as the first Monday after Jan. 2nd. No business shall be done before this. Latest it can fall is 1/9. If New Year’s is on a Sunday, you gotta wait a week.

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