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I can't even begin to imagine how annoyed I would be if JD Vance tried to talk to me. I would probably die honestly

2D is Damon Albarn's Tyler Durden

Know the difference: Terrorism vs Not Terrorism

Every time I hear something about Russell Brand I dislike him more. What a POS

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

"Maybe we should just listen to the people who are actively trying to dehumanize and erase us." -Sarah McBride, probably

Paparazzi is just legal stalking

Elton John's Farewell Yellpw Brick Road tour lasted longer than the confederacy.

You know what? Fuck you. *fills mouth with unpopped popcorn kernels and spits them out at you really fast in a cartoonist manner*

I'm not going down on my knees but I am begging

Shoutout to Maine

Plywood is like the chicken nugget of wood

I miss when Pinterest wasn't full of AI slop

Broke: "Boyfriend jeans" Woke: "Girlfriend jeans"

Ralph and Vanellope von Schweetz (Ralph Breaks the Internet) feel like Bojack Horseman and Hollyhock.

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

a pig’s favorite sparkling water is la croixnk

PLASTIC BEACH DELUXE PLASTIC BEACH DELUXE PLASTIC BEACH DELUXE PLASTIC BEACH DELUXE PLASTIC BEACH DELUXE PLASTIC BEACH DELUXE open.spotify.com/album/4T95ui...

ASMR but it's occasionally interrupted by the host eating whipped cream out of a spray can

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

Girl dinner

Remember the difference between patriotism and nationalism. Patriots are concerned. Nationalists are cheering.

Make nazis afraid again

R.I.P. Leonardo da Vinci you would've hated left-handed scissors

Coffee+Cheesecake= :)

Do Nestlé next 🟩

Me in the eyes of Project 2025

4 years ago today

Mugs are the superior cereal vessel

Generation Beta is the ONLY generation ALIVE on Earth to have a 100% ILLITERACY rate. Sad!

Oh boy I sure do love being transgender on Christmas day 😃

Merry Divorced Christmas to those who celebrate! 🎄

Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!

If you refuse to vaccinate your child because you think "vaccines cause autism" you're telling me you would rather have a sick or dying child than an autistic one.