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How To Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Cat

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This chocolate cake recipe has been called the “world’s best chocolate cake.” You could also call it the “world’s easiest cake.” nyti.ms/3X1skoS

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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer theonion.com/wooden-...

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Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses theonion.com/anti-aging-m...

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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen

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Milk chocolate is great for a quick hit of nostalgia or sugar, but dark chocolate is for real chocolate lovers. The desserts here highlight the true complexity of this ingredient. nyti.ms/4jTJxL2

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Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/bird-fl...

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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil theonion.com/trump-a...

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Consider this cheesy, savory and slightly sweet snack the ultimate party food: Made with pull-apart Hawaiian rolls, they are much easier to assemble than individual sandwiches and are sure to please a crowd. nyti.ms/4hHZZvW

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AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless

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Björk: "Spotify is probably the worst thing that has happened to musicians"

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Musk ‘salutes’ his fans whilst parading Tesla’s through a 1930’s German town

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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

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The scandal of paying DJs for radio plays might seem in the past but news that influencers might demand a percentage of artist royalties in return for exposure gives this corruption a grim contemporary twist TikTokin’ in the Freed World: Social Media’s New Payola Scandal https://buff.ly/3PL5SfJ

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Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons theonion.com/newly-d...

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Preoccupations' phenomenal (and controversial) debut album 'Viet Cong' came out 10 years ago today

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God Bless Tom

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Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids theonion.com/egyptol...

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[email protected] remembers his favourite filmmaker #DavidLynch, but also praises a true artist, a mapmaker and draughtsman who recorded the weird zones and occult dimensions of life. Pathways Uncovered: David Lynch Remembered https://buff.ly/40rP3vA

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Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs theonion.com/industr...

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This outrageously easy "ice cream" is just the sort of dessert to please everyone at the table – the vegans, the lactose-intolerant, the paleo enthusiasts, the picky children. nyti.ms/4jejpdd

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These meatballs are incredibly tender, bursting at the touch of your fork. The recipe yields a crowd-serving portion, perfect for Sunday dinner, but also freezes beautifully. nyti.ms/3C9oy5R

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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside theonion.com/kohler-...

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