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Wait till you hear the Leaf Blower!

“As is evident, simply by looking at him, Dear Leader is in exquisite health, having the trim body of an athletic 23-year-old, the mind of an inquisitive genius, an the couth of the most refined men. Truly, the most perfect human walking among we lesser mortals. Praise God!” --The Court Physician

For some unknown reason, it's been VERY quiet in the shop today. So, to make up for that, I'd like to sell an extra 12 books on the website, please. Here's our 12 bestselling pre-orders to inspire you starting with The Listeners by Maggie Stiefvater bertsbooks.co.uk/product/the-...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death theonion.com/man-who...

Have broken this up into two pieces - here is part one Robinince.com for tour dates Pre order signed books here cosmicshambles.myshopify.com

I got rid of 4,000 books!

Thanx @todayshow.com 💕🦄💕 www.today.com/video/daryl-...

Wow.

At the kickoff meeting for Our Library Matters, the group working to help pass the ballot measures here in Huntington Beach that’ll keep our library safe from book bans and privatization, and it’s a pretty good local turnout. If you’re not here and want to help, check out the website.

The Lyin’ King.

Sadly they are against Trans formers.

Best place to find all links to tickets for the @ericidle.bsky.social UK tour: ericidle.com/tour/

I wish to spend some of my time in Europe. I’m not leaving.

I take a more Christian tolerance to cheese. I think it should be forgiven and your intolerance reversed.

I would love to. Why don’t you let me in? Schvengen is killing me. All for Brexit which I was not allowed to vote against. A perfect Trumpian world.

I always write a new show. New show for Sketchfest With Jeff Davis New show for Australia and New Zealand. New show for the forthcoming UK tour - though this is more of a spin on the latter: a One Man Musical with a virtual band. Ask Dave.

Should Donald Trump be investigated for stock manipulation? 💙

Sometimes I despair of ever knowing what people are talking about….

Just the cheese.

You’re going to rub yourself with a sandwich?

I wrote about nature's double-sided lightsabers www.sciencefocus.com/comment/cosm... 🧪🔭

My middle name is The Dalaï Lame.

Yes the whole tour is open.

Art of the Steal.

Avoid news. Feel better. No point in driving yourselves mad over what you cannot control.

Agreed! Read!

And his cat Moggins.

No chance. Pythons blocked it.

The Royal Albert Hall. September 27th.

Here’s some unique news: my music has been added to the library of congress www.npr.org/2025/04/09/n...

You don’t have want to know…

Ah okay.

He’s cuckoo.

But remember where Page and Plant intersect with Python. They are original investors in The Holy Grail movie - and still get income from Spamalot! They also showed up unannounced at the New York opening of the movie and hung out with us for a while.

In the play she is revealed as Guinevere.

Come smash a Tesla up to raise money for food banks. Introducing London vs Musk: a one of a kind art piece where you can - safely & legally - smash the utter f**k out of a Tesla. 🧵

Coming soon. Clowns on the Run

I’ve had to fix my penguin suit.

“[Ravi Shankar has] always been like a guru and father figure, but at the same time I think mainly of him as a friend, because we joke around most of the time.” - George Harrison, in his foreword to Raga Mala More at harrisonarchive.tumblr.com/post/6841536.... Clip from The Southbank Show, 1997

THE BAD BUNNY TINY DESK IS HERE ‼️🐸 The Puerto Rican superstar stripped back and reworked songs like “LA MuDANZA," “KLOuFRENS,” and “LO QUE LE PASÓ A HAWAii”

Of course you must remember there were five of us writing it and so there’s a good chance you’re quoting someone else’s words and it’s hard to take credit for that.

The Watery Tart. A sequel.

Yes that’s it.