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Officially declaring Rachel the best new era #Survivor player

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I realize now that seemingly pointless hobbies such as scrapbooking served a purpose in the social order.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Antkind by Charlie Kaufman contains an entire section of what I assume is the closest one can get to Donald Trump’s inner monologue (called Trunk here for reasons too complicated to explain). It goes on and on like this.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets Kill Bill Uma Thurman

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Gabe seems to have Benjamin Buttoned into a teenager on the jury #Survivor

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

#Survivor tip: If someone refers to you as “whatshername” they’re probably not planning on going to the end with you

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Rachel’s dominant challenge performance to Operation Italy #Survivor

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Cannot fathom the thought process of young me upon being told the 44-year-old version of himself would be spending a Wednesday following an auction for 1977 McDonald’s collectible plates

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Watching #Nutcrackers and have never wanted to clean a house so bad in my life

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

had an unfortunate Curb Your Enthusiasm moment at work today where my boss mentioned that there will be a Survivor coming to speak to our community, and i said OH! excitedly, but he meant a survivor of the October 7th attacks

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

We aren’t going to be laughing when Sue launches a dirt makeup brand post show and becomes a billionaire #Survivor

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Genevieve is terrifying. Always vote out the scariest player. #Survivor

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

It’s becoming increasingly clear to me Sol is going to use his #Survivor appearance to start a vest company

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

There has to be a Sue dirt makeup tutorial on the #Survivor editing room floor somewhere. Why are they depriving us.

submitted 97 days ago • 3 comments

It’s really tragic that “Macho Man” Randy Savage didn’t live long enough to become the Secretary of Health and Human Services

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Amazingly confident 9th place parting words #Survivor

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

I’m officially team Sue is using dirt as makeup #Survivor

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Jeff rolling into ponderosa with eight shots in the dark #Survivor

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

It must be so exciting to be a snake oil salesman right now. Anything could happen. You could become the secretary of housing and urban development.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Felt profoundly understood by the Bushwhackers reference in A Real Pain (2024).

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Going to surpass him after I win Survivor 303,701 times.

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

Why isn’t everyone reblueskying all of my blueskys?

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Fleeing to Bluesky is exactly the type of behavior that isolates you in a bubble. If you don’t interact with Russian propaganda bots how are you ever going to win them over to your side?

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

Are they still called tweets here

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment