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ericlittle1975.bsky.social
Kentuckian, recovering teacher, sober. Dad and husband. Very dumb.
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Good Friday, you ask? Not great. Died today. Very painful. Do not recommend. Saw Dad briefly and brought it up first thing. “All-powerful, and You couldn’t have made it, I don’t know, smothered by puppies? No, it had to be nailed to a cross.”

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If the other dad at the children’s soccer game didn’t want me to yell at him, he shouldn’t have been an asshole.

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Tbh never paying taxes, never having a job, never playing baseball and never writing a poem sounds amazing.

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I think it’s telling that the first thing RFK Jr was upset about autistic people is they will never pay taxes.

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I’m convinced this is how cybertrucks were developed.

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This is the first administration to evoke the negative fifth amendment, where they have the right to remain speaking so as to incriminate themselves.

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Sub zero temps coming this week, so of course the HVAC fan is hanging by a wire, all of which is connected by a single screw outside. I’m so glad we have a dual system, and I realize we’re super lucky to be warm and safe.

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We’ve now got about 9” of snow in my neighborhood. Tuesday’s low is supposed to be -3. I’m not sure these kids are gonna be in school for a while.

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Do kids with older dogs call them “fur parents”?

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ICE FOG?! What the hell, Kentucky?

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Happy Abbott/It’s Always Sunny Day to all who celebrate

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I’m slowly gaining a mostly-p*rn-bot following here!

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I was excited that @therealanaortiz.bsky.social followed me on Threads, but I’m equally excited that @dylanmulvaney.bsky.social follows me here. I have no idea how either of those things happened, but it’s pretty awesome.

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God bless Jimmy Carter for making his own death as upsetting as he could to TFG.

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I have never seen a political cartoon more than the one we’re not supposed to see.

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Trying this again. Threads is becoming as vile as twitter.

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People who have “empath” on their bios are the most self-centered motherfuckers in the world.

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What else should I add to my muted words list?

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I want to see Star Wars: Skeleton Crew. There aren’t any girls in it are there?

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If you’re gleefully calling Musk the First Lady or calling MTG a man, you are not an ally. You’re a bigot.

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Several years ago, I pondered aloud “I wonder how far we are from sea level,” and my wife just pointed to the ocean we were sitting next to.

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He does not know what this means, but my 9 year old son just told me we should start a band called The Booty Busters. I’m not gonna explain.

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I can’t count the number of times I’ve shared a bathroom with a trans person because I mind my fucking business.

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It’s a pod of whales, a murder of crows, and a podcast of white guys.

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I’m new here. Is this another venue for discussing your follower count and engagement rates constantly, while complaining about the platform every day? Because that’s all I want to do.

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I’m staying on threads only because @therealanaortiz.bsky.social follows me there for some reason.

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The only reason I quit teaching is I got tired of performing sex reassignment surgery on my planning period.

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Trans rights are human rights

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Ok here goes. I’m a recovering teacher from Kentucky, now working to help people with disabilities find employment. I love music and books. Sober since 4/19/2022. Nice to meet you. I’m here to make very dumb jokes.

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