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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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i don't like the guy's blog either but this cubs promotion feels excessive

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airlines should let you preboard if you are feeling a little sleepy

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female make egg

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lawyers for the justice department who have been filing affidavits in recent days swearing that elon musk has no actual authority and is not the leader of DOGE are already calling it "the most damaging joint interview of all-time"

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they even found the original Hired Goon to model the service

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DOJ just filing "elon musk? the entrepreneur?" jim downey memes in federal court now

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looks like the EPA's toxic release inventory tracker tool is down. another GOP promise kept: americans were loud and clear in 2024 that they want less information about cancerous poisons stored in their zip code

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someone who works at the pittsburgh office of the army corps of engineers once sent a text asking a colleague how bubba chandler's "transition" in the "minors" was going, and because of that DOGE has just destroyed all dams on the allegheny river

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guarantee that their shitty AI saw "transition support youth" in the same grant and sent out an auto-cancel email

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Deputy AG Lionel Hutz quickly scribbling an ampersand onto it.

submitted 7 days ago • 56 comments

fucking clown show

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what fucking agency "performs functions not required by law" besides DOGE?

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i would like someone of authority to loudly clarify that the "Drake" being dragged across the internet is NOT in fact the 22-2 drake university bulldogs. entirely different drake

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Drake rn:

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facebook just crashed because 10 million boomers simultaneously posted "i couldn't understand him"

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i've been watching super bowl coverage for 5 minutes and it has exclusively been stories about how everything sucks across the country

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i have gotten the sense that within the last few days the new OPM leadership is finally listening to agency attorneys and not just elon musk. for example, i think they were finally told that if there is a data spill they will be personally liable for literally tens of millions of dollars

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the value ranges on executive branch financial disclosure forms are pretty big. when they say RFK has "up to 1.2 million" in credit card debt he may actually only have around $460k, which of course is very normal

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if i was severed i would mess with my innie and do things like get into the elevator right on the edge of a big poop

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(1) be racist on x

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i feel like if we leave this guy just a little trail of anti-elon breadcrumbs we could get him to walk into the tidal basin

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www.wired.com/story/trump-...

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