ericsbest.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

ericsbest.bsky.social

Inside us there are two Ringos trying to write a song. One about an octopus. The other about a garden. Make them kiss.

783 posts 109 followers 201 following

Posts 23 Comments 26

The local sidewalk and stoop iciness factor has reached “Home Alone” levels

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Anusbrainus

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The conservatives who go everywhere with pocket versions of the Constitution must be wrestling with a lot right now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Wild how the 90s had TV commercials in the middle of the day for CD compilations called Silky Sounds or something that were made specifically for fucking next to candles.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

We never needed AI art. We just needed @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Need to build an ark the way this regime is flooding the zone.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk literally owns satellites, computer chip brain implant company, and now controls the executive branch of the US Govt through a FOIA-proof shadow agency, but the American Right can’t seem to muster a single George Soro-esque foreign billionaire conspiracy to go crazy over.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My Super Bowl prediction: Sad commercials: 38 Funny commercials: 23

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The thing is, the biggest threat to JD Vance’s kids is probably climate change.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

“Ah, just one thing before I go, ma’am. I couldn’t help but notice this peculiar art book.” licks finger, turns page, licks finger, turns page, sticks whole finger in mouth, turns page, turns page, turns page…

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way we could physically mail an assload copies of this cover to the White House? If we all rip off the cover or just print a copy of this and send it to Trump in the tens of thousands, forcing it into the news cycle, he might get so mad he banishes Musk.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

There’s going to be a stupid, sexy biopic about these DOGE teenagers in 10 years, I just know it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

DIE hire

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I try to imagine how things might be different if South Carolina didn’t go so hard for Biden in the primary.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

US occupations of foreign lands haven’t had the best track record of late, but I’m sure this will be different.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Never seen a sports trade so outta pocket that people start assuming the centerpiece has committed an unknown atrocity.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

As a former elementary school Geography Bee champion, I cannot condone the “Freedom Fries-ification” of the world map.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

All we need is one billionaire to start the Newman’s Own of tech companies.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Well, toss my salad and scramble my eggs…

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“Elevating competence over everything.” This sort of strict meritocracy, of course, doesn’t apply to legacy admissions at elite universities or inheriting daddy’s businesses.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The local sidewalk and stoop iciness factor has reached “Home Alone” levels

Anusbrainus

The conservatives who go everywhere with pocket versions of the Constitution must be wrestling with a lot right now.

Wild how the 90s had TV commercials in the middle of the day for CD compilations called Silky Sounds or something that were made specifically for fucking next to candles.

We never needed AI art. We just needed @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

Need to build an ark the way this regime is flooding the zone.

Elon Musk literally owns satellites, computer chip brain implant company, and now controls the executive branch of the US Govt through a FOIA-proof shadow agency, but the American Right can’t seem to muster a single George Soro-esque foreign billionaire conspiracy to go crazy over.

My Super Bowl prediction: Sad commercials: 38 Funny commercials: 23

The thing is, the biggest threat to JD Vance’s kids is probably climate change.

“Ah, just one thing before I go, ma’am. I couldn’t help but notice this peculiar art book.” licks finger, turns page, licks finger, turns page, sticks whole finger in mouth, turns page, turns page, turns page…

Is there a way we could physically mail an assload copies of this cover to the White House? If we all rip off the cover or just print a copy of this and send it to Trump in the tens of thousands, forcing it into the news cycle, he might get so mad he banishes Musk.

There’s going to be a stupid, sexy biopic about these DOGE teenagers in 10 years, I just know it.

DIE hire

I try to imagine how things might be different if South Carolina didn’t go so hard for Biden in the primary.

US occupations of foreign lands haven’t had the best track record of late, but I’m sure this will be different.

Never seen a sports trade so outta pocket that people start assuming the centerpiece has committed an unknown atrocity.

As a former elementary school Geography Bee champion, I cannot condone the “Freedom Fries-ification” of the world map.

All we need is one billionaire to start the Newman’s Own of tech companies.

Well, toss my salad and scramble my eggs…

“Elevating competence over everything.” This sort of strict meritocracy, of course, doesn’t apply to legacy admissions at elite universities or inheriting daddy’s businesses.

Your favorite music from ages 15-25 will be your favorite music forever. Choose wisely.

I need this in coffee table book form.

Bobrovsky