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everyone should listen to this in its entirety but journalists should listen to it multiple times. this is how you ask questions. you just keep asking simple, easily answerable stuff and the evasiveness becomes that much more glaring

submitted 5 days ago • 74 comments

Could Henry Winkler please date Peter Dinklage so we can have a celebrity couple called "Winklage?" Thanks.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Who would win in a fight: A Boston Dynamics robot made entirely of jello and tire spikes, or a twelve foot tall clone of Leonard Nimoy with a cattle prod? Asking for the Lord.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Does Gavin Newsom think he's on some kind of politics scale and he's trying to reach center. "Right now I'm a Left 83, but if I pal around with a Right 194, I'll move twenty points toward the middle. When I hit zero, everybody likes me!"

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a branch of MMA that's only kicking the other guy in the nuts? Because I'd watch that. Every. Damn. Match.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We’re gonna need a bigger bingo card.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I never thought a poem about shipping containers would touch my heart until I read this one from Katie Massa Kennedy.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I WAS SO CLOSE THIS TIME!! #framedwtf

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Why do these neo-fascists always put themselves at the top of the pyramid? Just once I want to see one who says, "And under the glorious new regime, I will labor in the salt mines and die in darkness of glorious saltlung! Praise the leader!"

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Some days you just feel like changing your name to Jorge, moving to western Denmark and adopting a career in the statistical analysis of circus clowns. This is not one of those days. Actually, don't think I've had one of those yet. Better put that on the bucket list.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I must say, "Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person" is charming AF, and you should all run to the nearest convenient screen to watch it. You should also make sure you get enough vitamin C. Just sayin'.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I was so close!! #framedwtf

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Even Pence is pushing back, and quoting Fox News at Fox News. I wonder if any of their viewers know what "cognitive dissonance" is.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally read this as "Dad Ruins," and thought it would consist of empty beer bottles and a half-built deck.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So... we had a perfectly safe air traffic system that Trump took apart so we can throw more money at Elon Musk? I mean, he did such a great job on that Cybertruck. And those ecploding rockets. And X is such a great cesspool. And he fakes gaming so well! Is there anything this man can't fuck up?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Trump has dismantled the FAA and Musk says he'll take it over. Stay out of the sky.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Hey people! What's your favorite "have it on in the background" TV shows in this age of streaming? Back when I was a lad, we'd just put it on something brainless like the Home Shopping Network and let it run.

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

Aw, I thought I had it this time! #framedwtf

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

True: A local news crew cornered me at the gas station to ask about the rain. Terrible gig for a reporter so I figured I'd help. "Are you worried the rain will wash away more homes?" I got half way through my answer then said, "You know, you should really ask an expert. I'm just a guy getting gas."

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Good advice ⬇️

submitted 33 days ago • 507 comments

The funniest things are the random things that the world throws at us. I was in a gift shop once and a woman ran up to her boyfriend with fire in her heart and said "I FOUND THE PANTS I WANT, WAYNE!" There is no punchline. It doesn't ask for one. It's like a comedy koan. I laughed about it for days.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

So, the President can literally change the name of anything by executive order and everyone has to fall in line? Like, If I was president, I could order they change "Mar-A-Lago" to "The Halls of Bullshit" and the world would have to go along?

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

#Severance season 2 episode 4 literally blew my ass off. Anyone have Ben Stiller's contact info? I need to submit an expense receipt for a new ass. Nevermind, I found it. It bounced behind the la-z-boy.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Guy on the big zoom seminar: OK everyone! Let's see it in the chat, in one word how are you feeling today? Me: "Talked down to" is three words.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I've always found it weird that nobody ever asked He-Man just why he held his magic sword aloft and shouted "By the Power of Grayskull" the first time.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

"We Told You This Would Happen" easy graphic to copy and paste over the next four years, hundreds and hundreds of times.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

You didn't ask, but having Paul McCartney and Wings "Mrs. Vanderbilt" stuck in your head is not a bad experience at all. #havingpaulmccartneyandwingsstuckinyourhead

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The demo for Kingdon Flipper is out on Steam today. Brass Persimmon asked if I could give their game a little twist on the genre, sp I spun the lead voice into a snarky king’s agent who has no trouble beheading the new royal architect. That’s you. Check it! store.steampowered.com/app/2423020/...

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Ed Zitron is an international treasure. Maybe even an interstellar treasure. Maybe even an interndimensional-- you know, I'll stop there. But the Better Off Line podcast is a great antidote to the tech sector hype machine. You could check it out. RIGHT NOW!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

You got me again, Framed! #framedwtf

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to see the Swedish Chef do karaoke right now, but that person might be you. youtu.be/gxUyrxRELR4

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

whenever someone uses the term empowerment you should treat them like they're waving a gun in your face

submitted 50 days ago • 58 comments

Here's the children's song that got my Twitter account locked for "promoting violence." I think it's pretty clearly anti-violence. 99.99999999999% hugdungeon.bandcamp.com/track/its-ok...

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I discovered they have instituted two-factor authentication on my Lego account. THANK SWEET JESUS OUR BRICKS ARE SAFE!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Bluemind! What are your recommendations for VPN services? I want to sell bootleg Battlestar Galactica merch on the darkweb and not attract attention. (Original series only.)

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

What if I agree to the terms but not the conditions?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Comicfolks! GalaxyCon is running an auction to help Mike McFarland's recovery care. Check it out if you're the checking-out type.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

So what's Trump going to name that wet spot between Texas and Florida, again? (Wrong answers only.)

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments