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Watching all the cosplayers lines up to see who the new Pope is. There’s gotta be a line of stormtroopers in the back there somewhere.

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Pass it on.

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I’m hoping for the first chimpanzee pope.

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Is punching yourself in the forehead a marketable skill?

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Ensign Ro stuns at the Met Gala

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WELL THANK FUCKING CHRIST I CAN FINALLY SLEEP LIKE A GODDAMN BABY ON A FISTFUL OF VALIUM!! #journalismisdead #bradleycooperscheesesteaksucksactually

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Aw, thanks, @dragoncon.org ! @jhnenvee.bsky.social shot me full of pig dopamine and vampire dust to make it happen. Well tell that story… AND MORE!

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When you wish someone happy birthday, never wish it on monkey's paw.

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We visited Disney's Star Wars land yesterday. It's truly amazing. But you know, having stormtroopers walk around demanding to see your identification doesn't seem quite so damn whimsical these days.

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Damn it, I was so close! #framedwtf

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Life hack: Cutting a donut into quarters gives you three opportunites to delude yourself that you're not going to eat the whole thing.

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I kind of hope the answer is "I realized my life was a continuing spiral of emptiness from which I had no meaningful escape."

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I'm pretty sure licking the Taco Bell nacho sauce out of the tiny plastic cup has got to qualify as "bottoming out" on at least some level.

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He has a good idea, here. Let’s just cut to the chase and rename the planet “Trump.” www.instagram.com/reel/DIR39Fz...

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Choose: You get to be a millionaire but you can only drive the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile -- filled with actual hotdogs -- as your only car for the rest of your life, or you get to be a billionaire but you have to live as a brain in a jar with Donald Trump's face painted on the front by Kid Rock.

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Things Gen-X remembers. Everyone talks about binders full of CDs and AOL, but who remembers that booze was terrible, too? The only tequila you could buy was a pungent hangover juice the delicate hue of corn-syrup guaranteed to purge your insides from both ends for 36 straight hours. #memories

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Lucille Ball in the Sky With Diamonds.

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Damn it, Framed! I almost had it! #framedwtf

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I've spent the past 20 minutes pasting Tom Waits lyrics into Midjourney. I don't think the singularity planned for a jockey full of bourbon.

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Choose: Unlimited Cocopuffs for life but a face like Mickey Rooney, or have bionic arms but you can only eat food if you're at a Denny's.

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I was this close!!!! #framedwtf

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For #invaderZIM fans: Holding a little fundraiser with this bundle on Etsy. One autographed script, one autographed copy of the book, two comics, and a bonus small envelope of tiny odd things. Share it with other filthy fanhumans! www.etsy.com/listing/1882...

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You guys don't get it. Schumer is playing 1-D chess. It's like regular chess except it's stupid.

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everyone should listen to this in its entirety but journalists should listen to it multiple times. this is how you ask questions. you just keep asking simple, easily answerable stuff and the evasiveness becomes that much more glaring

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Could Henry Winkler please date Peter Dinklage so we can have a celebrity couple called "Winklage?" Thanks.

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Who would win in a fight: A Boston Dynamics robot made entirely of jello and tire spikes, or a twelve foot tall clone of Leonard Nimoy with a cattle prod? Asking for the Lord.

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Does Gavin Newsom think he's on some kind of politics scale and he's trying to reach center. "Right now I'm a Left 83, but if I pal around with a Right 194, I'll move twenty points toward the middle. When I hit zero, everybody likes me!"

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Is there a branch of MMA that's only kicking the other guy in the nuts? Because I'd watch that. Every. Damn. Match.

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We’re gonna need a bigger bingo card.

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I never thought a poem about shipping containers would touch my heart until I read this one from Katie Massa Kennedy.

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I WAS SO CLOSE THIS TIME!! #framedwtf

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Why do these neo-fascists always put themselves at the top of the pyramid? Just once I want to see one who says, "And under the glorious new regime, I will labor in the salt mines and die in darkness of glorious saltlung! Praise the leader!"

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Some days you just feel like changing your name to Jorge, moving to western Denmark and adopting a career in the statistical analysis of circus clowns. This is not one of those days. Actually, don't think I've had one of those yet. Better put that on the bucket list.

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I must say, "Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person" is charming AF, and you should all run to the nearest convenient screen to watch it. You should also make sure you get enough vitamin C. Just sayin'.

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I was so close!! #framedwtf

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