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ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
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Hey listen... So far Mark Carney is proposing a lot of the things I was worried Poilievre would do... Having the Old NDP party around sure would be useful about now.

Canadians - this is pretty awful. Contact your MPs.

All of this.

Besides, we already have a Conservative Prime Minister...

It is said that the NDP breaks your heart before the election. But the Liberals break your heart after the election.

Russian missiles and drones bomb my city again. When Ukrainians conduct cool operations and eliminate military facilities, Russians are not capable of anything like that, so they shell houses and schools. Russians know that we are not afraid of them. And that is what annoys them the most.

Buster Canfield's Apocalyptic Miracle Show: And tentacles! drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2025/06/bust... #theaTO #magic #puppets #horror @eldritchtheatre.bsky.social #Lovecraft @ericwoolfe.bsky.social

I am shocked - SHOCKED - that two narcissistic, drug addled, mean-spirited, incompetent, narcissists are having a public spat. Who could have seen this coming?? Who?

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Drew Rowsome is never wrong...

Imagine seeing a homeless person barely surviving in a park tent and thinking, "Fuck yeah, fining them $10,000 and putting them in jail will solve all of this." www.thetrillium.ca/news/housing...

I sure am glad we elected the Liberals and not the Conservatives, so we don't have to worry about speeding climate change, militarizing the police, breaking our treaties with Indigenous peoples, endangering people's right to privacy, and turning our backs on refugees. Whew. We dodged a bullet there!

The only viable use cases of AI - even at today's massively subsidized price points - are to scale up scams, grifts, cheating, plagiarism, and carelessness. Which makes sense - 80% of everything is shit, which includes training data. AI is trained on slop, so it makes (lower resolution) slop.

Netflix announces final season of Stranger Things will consist of six 15-hour movies, released randomly over the next decade

The last few years have exposed how many of you love the taste of leather; not in a hot, kinky kinda way but in a "licking the boots of fascists" kinda way.

I find it suddenly helpful to think of the little movies I make as roadside shrines.

No lies detected.

This is exactly why I don't teach young people the definition of sexual assault. I teach them what consent is. By focusing on definitions of harm, you create a culture where men ask "What am I allowed to do that you might not like but won't get me in trouble?"

Oh! Look! Medicine show magic and cosmic horror music for the whole weird family! #torontotheatre

It's true...

All these authors are wonderful, but especially read @daviddemchuk.com cuz he's a really great guy...

Yes please!!

Say no to the golden handcuffs. This is a multibillion scam that will force Canada further into the military "protection" of the authoritarian regime in Washington. It is about making us a vassal state. We need to put the protection of our interests as top priority for military investments.

Pierre Poilievre attends Speech From The Throne with face pressed against Senate window

Canada: If you're watching in frustration as the legal system defends the worst kinds of men, the most tangible thing you can do right now is donate to your local sexual assault centre. Every single one of them has had demand for service skyrocket since this trial began but no funding increase.

I just finished watching Pee Wee as Himself, and now I may never stop crying.

Why does Ontario keep electing this brain dead gangster? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Someone is buying votes for his leadership review...

Happy No Internet Day In Canada for all who celebrate.

I'm a cynic. But I never would have imagined we'd let the planet burn so AI can make deep fake porn, bogus political memes and plagiarize homework.

I grew up in London Ontario. Defence Lawyers mocking female jury members during a gang rape trial is absolutely something that would happen. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

No lies detected...

People are using ChatGPT to think for them so they can have the illusion of intelligence. They don't know that only a stupid person would do that.

Remember this when Ontario burns this summer. This terrible human being thought it was a good idea to cut fire fighting services. #SV4A

Between Oct 18 and May 8, Ontario reported 1,440 #measles cases - up by 197 the previous week alone. Per capita, it is twenty times worse than the entire US outbreak. This is an absolute failure in leadership by Ford’s government, and will only worsen without a shift in strategy. #cdnpoli #onpoli

Psst... Alberta. Your premier isn't helping anything.

The UCP is rewriting the rules of democracy to keep themselves in power. Bills 50, 51, and 54 are about one thing: making it harder for Albertans to hold them accountable. We deserve better. #ableg #abpoli

There's no such thing as a free jet...

MacBeth: A Tale Told By An Idiot! @eldritchtheatre.bsky.social Laugh at heartbreaking things like the m*rder of stuffie hamsters @ericwoolfe.bsky.social entrances with dance, exposing his smooth reflective milky-white legs..& more Go if you haven't seen it; return if you have. On stage until May 18.

Carolyn Fe is never wrong...