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ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
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Hey America, How are you gunna invade us if you fire all your good genrals and replace them with stupid people? -signed Canada

This Vichy Canuck is so terrible I'm actively cheering for the banker! What has the world come to???

Truly, this guy can go verb himself in the noun

Russian-American assets are gunna truthy...

Aw, shucks! The Americans elected a Russian Puppet to lead their country! Why can't we?!

Have I already read China Mieville's The Kraken? Or is this just Deja vu? And how far will I read again before I know? Half the book? The whole book? Will I read the whole thing, then pick it up again a year from now and ask the same question? #booksky

Canada must ban foreign ownership of Candian Media.

“The MAGA cancer has been growing within Canada for years, aided by a Conservative Party whose ideology is dominated by American-funded libertarian think tanks that traffic in disinformation.”

I will follow Brittlestar to the barricades...

It's bad enough to perform a Nazi salute. But to perform a Nazi salute with the smirking coyness of a shitty little spoiled kid drawing a dirty picture on the school blackboard is not only evil, it's weak.

I don't want to jump to any conclusions... but I'm starting to wonder if this Trump fellow might not be a very good person.

the only thing Canadians like more than beating Russia in hockey is beating the US in hockey. the general sentiment this morning is that last night we got to do both.

This anti-Poilievre ad played during last nights hockey game. 🔥🔥🔥🇨🇦👍 #cdnpoli #peipoli

Holy shit! The ultimate resister right here. Watch what he does at the end. ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏻🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈💙 He is our example. This happened today at a Huntington Beach, California city Council meeting. People are gonna have to be willing to get this loud, get in their faces, make a noise.

Poilievre's tone deaf 'Bring It Home' ad was loudly booed by fans watching last night's game at a bar #cdnpoli

Absolutely @eddavey.libdems.org.uk

Doug Ford is a drug dealing Vichy Canuck with ties to the Russian mob.

This evening, I’m voting in an advance poll. I’m doing my part to get rid of Doug Ford in Ontario. Exercise your right to vote. I don’t want to hear anyone complain about the government if they couldn’t be bothered to vote.

It's Nice To Be Disliked (By One Of Those)

Ford’s conservatives avoid media. CBC Ottawa has candidate discussion today with each party represented EXCEPT the PCs. No PC candidate was available from any of Ottawa’s 16 ridings! If PC candidates aren’t available during an election, they won’t listen when they’re elected. Vote Ford Out

If you didn't know... • Exxon • Moulton/Coors • Walmart Have funded Heritage Foundation (#Project2025) for YEARS #Boycott

Rebel News is neither rebellious nor news. It's a small cabal of basement dwelling Quislings simping for the Russian-American Axis.

Non quarter for Vichy Canucks, especially ones that make shitty whiskey.

Truth 💣

What was promised: an end to hallway health care What was delivered: “I am doing rectal exams in hallways.” @alisonmotluk.bsky.social writes the definitive piece on the state of Ontario's hospitals. Welcome to chair care. thelocal.to/hallway-heal...

Sept 24, 2022 Poilievre actually said "Let's fire the Bank of Canada and use bitcoins to fight inflation because that would totally guarantee a stable economy" #banking #cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #ArgentinaCyrpto #BitcoinCrash @mark-carney.bsky.social

Vote Doug Ford out. Housing starts for single-family homes are at a 69-year low. Healthcare is in total collapse. We're spending our tax dollars funding private procedures. Doug Ford said he loves the Westons. Doug Ford's hats are made by a guy who hosted a MAGA election party. Fuck Doug Ford.

Now, my fellow Canadians, it was only a hockey game. Let’s not be too hard on Premier Trump. 🇨🇦

Yay Team Canada! Congratulations on beating the Russians!

TAKE THAT, GRETZKY! YOU TRAITOROUS MOTHERFUCKER!!

Canada beats Russia once again!! #Summit/FourNations

Never a trust a politician who won’t get security clearance.

⚡️Tusk proposes 3-point plan to strengthen Ukraine, European security. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk on Feb. 20 proposed a three-point plan to strengthen Ukraine in its fight against Russia's full-scale invasion and enhance European security.

I hear they taste like bacon...

oh my fucking GOD, every day journalism descends lower into the cowardly pits of nazi-apologizing hell

No quarter for Vichy Canucks.

If it steps like a goose and Honk Honks like a goose...

Say the words, you cowards.

Unless you are planning to vote Conservative, in which case stay home and have a nice sandwich.

One of the best ideas so far. Canada needs more media that's not owned by US hedge funds or conservative leaning.

Because they’re too nice to use the word “bullshit” Time to drop the gloves The dude is robbing us blind

Bottom line Trump Premiers: Moe, Ford, Smith, Houston, King Progressive Premiers: Holt, Kinew, Eby, Furey Quebec: conservative nationalism. Seven Premiers + a Prime Minister to change our constitution. BC/NB/MB knew the assignment Vote wisely Ontario Smartvoting.ca

Here is an excellent plan to help fight American Imperialism.

On news that the roof of the Ontario Science Centre has not collapsed under all the snow, it's a reminder of the whole giant grift. Ford closed permanently the Ontario Science Centre because DeGasperis wants that land, and Ford owes him. Vaughan Working Family helped install Ford in 2018.

This POS is copying the felon in the US Poilievre will defund the CBC and expand government funding arrangements to include right-wing alternative media outlets. #cdnpoli #Canada #PoiLIEvreIsAPOS WAKE UP CANADA🚨‼️ pressprogress.ca/pierre-poili...