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i made a backloggd page, mostly so that i can participate the next time they do a best game of ____ year list and have my voice heard. im counting anything i played before 2025 to be non-canonical, so only games ive played this year are counted. backloggd.com/u/erik_OFFIC...

the current top review of Soko-Ban on backloggd is a 0.5/5 that explicitly mentions the reviewer has never played the game. thats sad!

recently i began an impossible quest. to clear my rpg backlog in release order. this is not something that is going to happen in reality (i will not finish 1000 rpgs) but hopefully in spirit, you can join me on a journey through the history of my favourite genre... this is ATB: All Time Bangers

so i forgot to flush. so what. so you can see the tiny ruins of a long-fallen civilization in there now. am i supposed to be haunted by their desolation. so sue me

i think more actors should be like christopher walken is and deliver their lines like christopher walken does and move their bodies in the way christopher walken does

was the GrIMP there

i am always saying shit like this to my friends. To see who really cares ...

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours

the icbc office is such a terrible place, i hate being here so much

bluesky has finally become twitter. every 5th or 6th post on my timeline right now is a reference to something absurd, foolish, or wrong said by someone else ("why would i care if bluesky is dying") but the actual absurd, foolish or wrong thing being said ("bluesky is dying") does not show up itself

I won't give up. Ever :3

i clicked on a toutube vieeo and the guy in it said "back in 2009 when i was like 8 years old," do not open your fuckingyoutube video with these words. downvoted and reported and blocked. get that shit outof my face.

can any king's field friends tell me if its normal to be utterly obliterated by the skeletons at the very start of the game, and you're intended to come back when you're a little stronger? or do i just really suck at king's field?

me: this next song is called Myths of Old crowd: (boos) me: (plays Myths of Old) crowd: (booing) me: all right. this next song's called Wisdom of the Ancients crowd: (booing loudly)

previous dragon quest ranking, circa 2023: 531426 updated current dragon quest ranking: 352146

im sorry from but i absolutely cannot condone this control scheme. i will be remapping these dang buttons, i can assure you of that.

using my mouse to draw graffiti on top of various textures because some props felt too sterile for the Grimiest Place On Earth.

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

Me: did you say your name is Jeff Christmas or Jeff's Christmas Jeff's Christmas: Jeff's Christmas

Brian Eno tore Microsoft a new one www.instagram.com/p/DJ6ySBKNpE...

early on in house of leaves and i mostly like it so far except for two things. 1: the author at the second-highest metafictional level has a really annoying voice. 2: its currently reminding me a lot of city of saints and madmen, which is a rough comparison for any novel.

Next time you see Trump, pay attention to his hue. I'm convinced it skews orange

Umurangi Generation is on sale 50% OFF on #Steam #sale #photography #photomode https://store.steampowered.com/app/1223500/Umurangi_Generation/

Whenever folks bring up the history of cops and government officials undercutting protest movements and escalating police response via duplicitous action, there is inevitably a chorus of disbelievers. Well, this is as as clear and current as it gets.

I'm Kind of Scared of Wiggler

the word for this is not "some form of email changes"

the volcano dungeon in dq2 is s-tier

this man did more to advance the cause of instant death than anyone else in rpg history and he did it despite the legions of haters at his back. never give up on your dreams

do people know you can teach any scene in film schools. they don’t have to be good

turnoing on a green LED before i read some cyberpunk. "shouldnt it be like neon pink or somethinf more cyberounky?" hey pal why dont you go fuck yourself. when you get a coloured LED you can turn it on to whatever colour you like. but this ones mine and its green.

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.