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if a man used the phrase “recreational sex” to my face, it would almost certainly end with me doing prison time

submitted 376 days ago • 8 comments

I just broke my Alfred Coffee mug and it was my favorite coffee mug I’ve ever owned why why WHY

submitted 376 days ago • 9 comments

CHP is chasing a stolen big rig through Eagle Rock rn www.youtube.com/live/cFFA5FW...

submitted 377 days ago • 1 comment

I finally read about the Alabama embryo thing. I was avoiding it because I was 95% sure it would hurt my brain, and it turns out I was right. So what happens now with all the new extrauterine babies in Alabama. Are they dependents. Are they included in the census. apnews.com/article/alab...

submitted 377 days ago • 3 comments

human civilization has finally reached the point where news headlines are indistinguishable from nightmares I once had ktla.com/news/local-n...

submitted 377 days ago • 3 comments

*sips latte*

submitted 377 days ago • 1 comment

jfc it’s not a Rorschach test

submitted 377 days ago • 0 comments

god I love baseball

submitted 377 days ago • 2 comments

Americans in Russia need to get out. We don’t have anyone left to trade for you. www.nbcnews.com/news/world/r...

submitted 378 days ago • 2 comments

NOOOOOOOO! If you saw that TikTok of the girl who's dad left her family to become a breakdancer, well, the Dad responded. And you'll NEVER guess who's on the deadbeat dad's side. LMAOOO

submitted 380 days ago • 43 comments

Can't say I'm comforted by the fact a Russian political prisoner sat in an Arctic gulag and, looking at the American political landscape, thought "wow you guys are down bad"

submitted 380 days ago • 11 comments

💀💀💀

submitted 380 days ago • 0 comments

I know the situation in the Red Sea is serious, but 60 Minutes just quoted the Houthi slogan and I will never not laugh at how it just keeps going, like they couldn’t pick and just said fuck it, use ‘em all God Is the Greatest Death to America Death to Israel A Curse Upon the Jews Victory to Islam

submitted 380 days ago • 3 comments

If Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) wanted to do an impression of a person who is being manipulated by former President Trump and afraid of what Trump might reveal about him, he would not do anything differently. I do not know what Sen. Graham is afraid of, but I know that a coward dies 1,000 deaths.

submitted 380 days ago • 19 comments

why are men

submitted 380 days ago • 4 comments

I missed the CIA shoe box thing and it’s been quite the journey piecing together what the hell you guys have been talking about.

submitted 380 days ago • 3 comments

I can’t even imagine waking up every day and remembering your entire family is living a nightmare, and knowing their only hope may be your gofundme. The weight of that responsibility. We can make it a little easier. Please donate if you can.

submitted 380 days ago • 0 comments

Getting a paxlovid prescription filled for my mom today and I had no idea about this. Definitely trying it out.

submitted 380 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t like this club, I would like to cancel my membership

submitted 380 days ago • 3 comments

I’m averaging about one night a week where I don’t sleep at all (not intentionally) which is about what I averaged all through college. Except in college I could drink a Red Bull and power through, and now I just forget why I walked into a room and have trouble remembering basic English vocabulary.

submitted 380 days ago • 5 comments

JFC I’m watching the season finale of True Detective and I just screamed out loud.

submitted 380 days ago • 3 comments

this is the best take i’ve seen so far about the personal finance columnist for NY Mag who gave the "CIA" guy $50,000 in a shoebox

submitted 381 days ago • 72 comments

tmw you pick up your phone and realize you didn’t close out of the NYT Games app and the crossword clock has been running the whole time you were away

submitted 380 days ago • 1 comment

when you can’t find any grown adults who can afford to work for minimum wage but instead of raising pay you go back to hiring poor kids

submitted 380 days ago • 2 comments