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They/Them 🇵🇭🇺🇸 Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice

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In need of good quality pants. Thought I found a brand that did well at fitting my body but it ended up not being able to withstand constant wear and tear from work and within a year I need to do some repairs. Trying to decide on either investing in better clothes or learning to repair/equipment.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I love cemetery walks. Might just have to do it as a normal almost weekly thing. 🙂

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

traumatized_thriving on instagram has a great slide (well, several) on calling out the US as a successful propaganda machine. This one is a great gut punch and even though I knew this from the start, it was a good reminder.

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The expectation of a return after an act of kindness is poisonous. Seems to be a recurring theme in my life that I've experienced in several forms. While I'm trying to break that one down in its various forms and positions, it has got me questioning a lot of things in my life.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Trying out Opal and putting a lock on Facebook and Instagram but leaving this open as I don’t spend too much time here (yeah, I do post, but it isn’t a time suck). 🙂 If I decide to continue the service, I’ll be able to share it, so gimme a nudge if you’re interested and a friend.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Hyper-realistic yet wonderfully surreal, Robert Wuwe's time lapse captures hours of painting details which we can't fully appreciate within this short video! This piece was made it in collaboration with photographer arsenyco #beautifulbizarre #roberteuwe #timelapse #arttimelapse #art #redlips

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“They want more dead kids” is a factually accurate way to describe this administration

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The perfect bag for travel to what I want to travel with on a day to day basis keeps shifting. I now desire a bag slightly bigger than my daily carry but still small enough to not be a full on backpack. The collection keeps growing. I guess at least they are all slightly different sizes…?

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So.. shooting in Harvard just a day or so ago and now this? What the actual fuck is going on? www.reddit.com/r/boston/com...

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Damn.

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While I know the Boston marathon is a huge deal/wonderful for folks all around the world and something to be excited about, as a person who lives in a spot that has to cross the path to get to work? Sucks. Next time I'm getting myself a room nearby. That's how much it affects my day.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I know I have a makeup problem, but honestly, they really need to stop coming out with gorgeous colors that I really don’t need and could probably recreate using a combination of products I already have. But like… they have the things in a one step form that… uuugh. not doing it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The best part about working in the industry? (Ok, maybe there are several reasons) The little treats you get to have 😍

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate the non plastic containers provided for leftovers post dinner. I will say, unfortunately.. so does some types of food, as it allows it to escape its prison quite easily..

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So excited to flip through this one. 🤭

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Adobolocos Fiya! Fiya! makes my heart sing.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

As much as I love kitty cats, the part where you use the bathroom for expelling waste and they try to get in and rub up against your legs during the process is my least favorite thing. That def is one time I just want to be in the moment and alone. Let me take a shit please 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I fucking LOVE kitboga.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Had a nightmare where a handful of my toenails stayed missing but instead of flesh being under where the nails were, it was just a hole. Was frantically tying to find answers on the web and found nothing to help figure out what the cause was or what to do. Awake. Still have my toe nails.

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Didn’t have beer to boil my brats in before pan frying. Genius idea? Using marmite. Will report on whether this works out or, possibly will be dead. All is fair in food and love

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Its not my fault I have resting poor face

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Whenever I need to get out early from a shift to go enjoy a night out, I’m always late and the last thing I do ends up being the messiest prep work that just makes me smell and also covers me in juice. .. it happened again guys. I have the worst luck.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Whenever I don’t do a great job at my nail polish application it makes me sad, cause it only is good for a few days before it flakes. Guess tonight I will find a new color.

In need of good quality pants. Thought I found a brand that did well at fitting my body but it ended up not being able to withstand constant wear and tear from work and within a year I need to do some repairs. Trying to decide on either investing in better clothes or learning to repair/equipment.

I love cemetery walks. Might just have to do it as a normal almost weekly thing. 🙂

traumatized_thriving on instagram has a great slide (well, several) on calling out the US as a successful propaganda machine. This one is a great gut punch and even though I knew this from the start, it was a good reminder.

The expectation of a return after an act of kindness is poisonous. Seems to be a recurring theme in my life that I've experienced in several forms. While I'm trying to break that one down in its various forms and positions, it has got me questioning a lot of things in my life.

Trying out Opal and putting a lock on Facebook and Instagram but leaving this open as I don’t spend too much time here (yeah, I do post, but it isn’t a time suck). 🙂 If I decide to continue the service, I’ll be able to share it, so gimme a nudge if you’re interested and a friend.

Hyper-realistic yet wonderfully surreal, Robert Wuwe's time lapse captures hours of painting details which we can't fully appreciate within this short video! This piece was made it in collaboration with photographer arsenyco #beautifulbizarre #roberteuwe #timelapse #arttimelapse #art #redlips

“They want more dead kids” is a factually accurate way to describe this administration

The perfect bag for travel to what I want to travel with on a day to day basis keeps shifting. I now desire a bag slightly bigger than my daily carry but still small enough to not be a full on backpack. The collection keeps growing. I guess at least they are all slightly different sizes…?

So.. shooting in Harvard just a day or so ago and now this? What the actual fuck is going on? www.reddit.com/r/boston/com...

Damn.

While I know the Boston marathon is a huge deal/wonderful for folks all around the world and something to be excited about, as a person who lives in a spot that has to cross the path to get to work? Sucks. Next time I'm getting myself a room nearby. That's how much it affects my day.

I know I have a makeup problem, but honestly, they really need to stop coming out with gorgeous colors that I really don’t need and could probably recreate using a combination of products I already have. But like… they have the things in a one step form that… uuugh. not doing it

The best part about working in the industry? (Ok, maybe there are several reasons) The little treats you get to have 😍

I appreciate the non plastic containers provided for leftovers post dinner. I will say, unfortunately.. so does some types of food, as it allows it to escape its prison quite easily..

So excited to flip through this one. 🤭

Adobolocos Fiya! Fiya! makes my heart sing.

As much as I love kitty cats, the part where you use the bathroom for expelling waste and they try to get in and rub up against your legs during the process is my least favorite thing. That def is one time I just want to be in the moment and alone. Let me take a shit please 😭

I fucking LOVE kitboga.

Had a nightmare where a handful of my toenails stayed missing but instead of flesh being under where the nails were, it was just a hole. Was frantically tying to find answers on the web and found nothing to help figure out what the cause was or what to do. Awake. Still have my toe nails.

Didn’t have beer to boil my brats in before pan frying. Genius idea? Using marmite. Will report on whether this works out or, possibly will be dead. All is fair in food and love

Its not my fault I have resting poor face

Whenever I need to get out early from a shift to go enjoy a night out, I’m always late and the last thing I do ends up being the messiest prep work that just makes me smell and also covers me in juice. .. it happened again guys. I have the worst luck.

A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year.

Whenever I don’t do a great job at my nail polish application it makes me sad, cause it only is good for a few days before it flakes. Guess tonight I will find a new color.

🎶 Despite all my rage, I still have a fuckton of rage 🎶

Been thinking about this one a lot lately

My summer body should be ready by November