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eroliththewitch.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her, writer, TTRPG lover
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shark's first day as a bartender 🔥

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

Therapy

I like this silly elf girl a lot

:Bene Gesserit voice: B̵͉͙̳̞͖̣̹̩̎̐͋͒é̸̲̤͚̼̺̅͌̒ͅe̴̢̞̭̒̌͌͝r̵͕̝̰͑͐ ̷̮̠́̿̇̃̑̍̇̂̏ͅM̴̢̳̰̥͙͖͕͐e̷̝͛̍͊̏̉̚̚͘͠ ̸̬͚̺͉͔̤̽̽̊͊́͝

Ace Ventura:

I’m using #TutorialTuesday to remind everyone of all the free LED miniature tutorials on my website. 😊 This week it’s my ‘LED Hololith’ tutorial. 👉 chrisbuxeypaints.com/led-miniatur... #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #Nerdlings

More dwarves for Dungeon Daga Origins #miniaturepainting #manticgames #dungeonsagaorigins #dwarves

going to start sending this video of dan hentschel to people while waiting to be let in while outside of their home instead of knocking

I had a short lived stint in the circus as The Exploding Freak before dying immediately

(TikTok TTS voice) Not me accidentally drinking the witches brew !

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

reposting bc someone asked

I'm going to kidnap Alan Moore and force him to autograph this.

I've been playing Kingdom Come Deliverance (1), finally understanding and enjoying it after 2 previous attempts I've come to realize its STALKER for history nerds 90% walking alone and when something does find you, you have a good chance of getting obliterated I love it

does this ever happen to you?

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

manuscript practice!

The universe’s most precious astronaut.

"Hey Drake"

I drawing of a goat-person for @darkforestpress.bsky.social I really like this character

You might be in need of good news today so here's some from NJ, where the Superior Court just ruled to protect trans and gender diverse students in three school districts from forced outing 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

half time show 2025

if taylor swift breaks up with travis kelce as a result of this game and then her next album includes a diss track, i might have to start stanning her. maybe kendrick taught her how to hate pure and true.

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

oh the Eagles won the super bowl? but they're "too busy" to help Gandalf destroy the One Ring?

playing balatro and decided to use a judgement card from an arcana pack since there was nothin good, it gave me Gros Michel and i felt like this

Me: Missed a spot Jimmy Neutron: (mopping) Just some sodium chloride! Me: Vro... Its salt. Jimmy: Yup-sodium chloride. Me: Vro.... I need to check with my manager here. (Manager appears and hes a carbon copy of me, down to the exact stain on his shirt- this freaks Neutron out so much that he leaves)

I'm sorry, but I can't STAND people who make their entire online personality shitting on every game that gets released and going out of their way to nitpick every single detail! You're boring. You're miserable. Please go and find a new hobby.

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to ok

bro is freebasing LCL now

Merry Christmas!