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Chekhov’s Pizza: if someone I’m with mentions pizza, we better be ordering pizza by the end of the 3rd act

This just in: Trump signed an executive order to change the national anthem from The Star Spangled Banner to YMCA by The Village People. #news #politics #trump #ohgod #isthisreallife

The presidential elections should not be done by voting. Instead, five candidates should complete 8 weeks of Taskmaster tasks facilitated by Alex Horne and judged by that giant man with glasses. #taskmaster #voting #elections

After scrolling through all the conspiracies popping up about the recent drone sitings, it’s evident that the conspiratorial bent of many Americans is becoming more and more acute and all-encompassing, and is a good indicator of the insanity that we can expect during the next administration. 🧵1/4

Tyler is right—I see it behind the scenes, and it’s not hard to spot it here. How often do I come across comments about how stupid Trump voters are? How often do big accounts mock people over the price of eggs? It’s a real problem that so many on the left look down on those who don’t vote for us.

Returned from my trip with a new bed for my cars

sexvalues.github.io Switch?! 😮😏

Two words for certain types of people, should you need them: microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing. struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.

Just finished season 3 of From 😳😱😵‍💫 What. the actual. FUCK! #From #Horror

I’ve been getting suspicious DMs from some suspiciously attractive women 🤔…Seems suspicious…