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eronious-one.bsky.social
Your madman drowned in blue skies
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Teslas keep exploding, I hope they have the power to read so they can blow up the car of this one guy who ghosted me 🙌

just talk to your damn crush it's going to be hell for you if you dont

When you're staring at the sky, there's a chance you might be making eye contact with another living being across the universe

'What are we supposed to do between Christmas and New Year's Eve??" shoot fireworks and a stray bullet apparently

It's kind of alarming how Gen Z will shame people on the internet for doing nice things and then be afraid to do anything in real life out of fear of being recorded..

No one tells you that beef jerky and strawberry yogurt go amazing together because of the government

"incel detected, opinion rejected" is a fun way to annoy the lamest dudes on the internet

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do you know how depressing it is to be that one friend in the homoerotic friendship that makes the other guy realize they're not straight but they end up leaving you before that and start dating someone else.

MAGA is mad at Elon for calling Americans stupid and supporting foreign hiring, wait til they find out he foreign-hired himself into the American gov't

4 days until Wicked comes to streaming and we get to see how hot Johnathan Bailey is again

1 week til 2025, the year where people will either fully worship or turn against Elon Musk

My hair caught on fire so I guess looking like Caillou is now part of my new years resolution

I like how nobody found it incredibly suspicious that Elon was endorsing Trump to begin with

Ok LANA really couldve been it's own album

This gay thing is kinda hard I should make a gay dating app where the straight guys send me faceless d picks and everyone listens to brat for some reason

I'm gonna go watch Sonic 3 on the weekend, PLEASE tell me no one cheered during THAT scene 🙏

Damnit being able to play as Mariah Carey might just make me finally get into Fortnite

Some friendly advice: don't pick out pictures for a haircut at 2 am. I just spent the last 10 minutes wondering why I don't look as hot as this guy

Are Republicans gonna do like a 4 year anniversary of the Jan 6 riot cause I have this catering service and I really need some money

It's beginning to look a lot like we're gonna have another big freeze that Ted Cruz is still gonna run away from

It's that time of year where the only Taylor song that's listenable right now is 'evermore'

Cannot be more grateful for crossaint bread 🙏

Hi Beyonce how's life how's your sexually abusive husband who you said you'd run from the law with

We really shouldn't be shocked that Trump was TIME's Person of the Year when 2024 wasn't exactly a good one 🤷‍♂️

As much as I disliked her, this year we needed someone as messy in their reporting as she was (because Twitter was a horrible substitute)

'Quesadilla' which is a Cinderella parody where a block of cheese becomes a beautiful Quesadilla at midnight

The towering mountains of the Canadian Rockies emerge and, briefly, nature manifests as art. Nature's infinite artistic potential is all around us. It's not always easy to see, but when you do, it brings great joy. #photography #nature #bluesky #naturephotography #landscapephotography #landscape

So was this actually about Destiny???

Everyone's freaking out over Biden pardoning his son as if Trump isn't about to do the exact same thing for the people who raided the Capitol, these American double standards are insane

Time sits in layers.

I'm a top, I'm a bottom. Okay? I'm sitting on a bench in Coney Island, wondering "where did my baby go"? The fast times, the bright lights, the merry go?

Apparently a dream about putting cans of beans in light bulb sockets before a friend pulls his car up to your second-floor apartment while you watch a huge explosion-from god knows where-from a window that was never behind you countd as a nightmare.

Male small talk is so awkward, honestly. Can't we just talk about how beautiful the sun looks when we're sitting in this specific bench?

Not a musical fan by any means but I might just watch Wicked cause Johnathan Bailey looks sooooo hot

Maybe if tv directors actually teamed up we wouldn't have a million shows nobody watches + seasons that are longer than 6 episodes

That kind of nostalgic kindness you see in high school reunions is the type of kindness people should've had to begin with.

I've been wanting to watch Arcane but, from what I've heard, I also feel like I'd be absolutely emotionally destroyed for a month or so...

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage. Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger. Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive. Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty. Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it. Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.