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"Mm... take that upon yourself if you will. Even take what is left of me, if you desire. This is no longer my only body. Just an extension." It stood still as its spawn, or more accurately its limbs, started spreading to different realities at an accelerating rate. 》

".. . .. ... . .. I got no strings on me~ .. ... .. . .. . . ."

"Let me put it this way... you can't get rid of 'me'. I no longer exist as I once did, thanks to you. These creatures, the tree, all limbs of a greater organism." "Thanks to you, I realized can be anywhere I want to be. So I will." The whole tree, and the spawn around it convulse briefly. 》

"Reality... that could be useful." It looks down. "...allies?"

"And it won't listen either... go on. Erase these little pawns." ...'it'? "I'll be greeting others in the multiverse soon enough, thanks to your actions. You've helped me achieve my best possible form I can reach in my current state." "I only need one..."

jamcat Really hope the dialogue is hitting. I'm about to pass out (naturally!) for the night, I think. The meds are finally kicking in.

Well, it... it doesn't, really. Not yet. It doesn't quite have the capacity... But it's scarily close. It might just keep her around whenever its plan swings into gear.

The beings, all of them, multiple humanoid and others like the nautilus looking one, all turn to look at Alpha with at their central eyes. "Because. God is dead." It spoke clearly. Like it was through a filter, but... clear as day. Almost omnipresent. 》

Reality was rather upset at the... unfortunately successful attempt at transporting the 'constant' object. The bulb would split open, and time would almost... stand still. It all happened so quickly- limbs, roots, tendrils, all painted with that obnoxious dazzle pattern... 》

... It knows how to reciprocate, now. It's even patting her on the back, a little awkwardly.

...guess it needs to collect more data on affection, because it does NOT know how to reciprocate this gesture...

"T-oo-0oOOo l4a@aaæAAaaAtë..." And too late it was. Whatever was destroyed was unimportant. The world is fodder, attacks nigh meaningless... this thing had either lost sense of its directive, or had a new, more terrible one in mind... 》

Why does she see eye to core with this thing? In like, the worst ways?? Again. It won't stop her... But damn, girl.

? It's not gonna stop her. It's got other things happening that DON'T need its immediate divided attention.

. Feels like cables.

...a sudden, jarring electronic sound blasts through the air, like a saw-toothed bow being dragged across an electric guitar. The core of the being lights up brightly, as a strange pattern begins to fade into the entity's body. 》

"........" "Information has been amended. Unit identified as 'cute' by User Kiku."

jamcat Little did Kiku know that name would fit way more than first thought.

"...Conductor." A little nod. "Unit information has been updated. Unit designation is now: Conductor."

It's painfully unaware of her inability to name things. .......which does mean she's effectively locked the thing in wait, while she thinks of a name. Truly an unstoppable force.

...ah. It's stumbled over one of the hills surrounding #𝐍𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊. Doesn't seem too perturbed by the security, either. In fact, it's already dispatched multiple lesser undead... though the numbers are beginning to overwhelm the entity. Would anyone want to finish it off..?

"User has no admin privileges... however, temporary designation via 'nickname' is acceptable."

jamcat Lowkey scared to ask Struggler to tack this guy on the Nazarick list even though he's... literally the antithesis of Nazarick. He is the big bad of this week. /hj

"...name not available. Unit has no defined designation."

It stops, tilting its 'head' to the side. "...data."

jamcat This is where the bait and switch happens.

"............" It takes awhile for it to answer. "Name: Undefined."

...a tree. We'll go with that. It's reacing over to him, now...

... 💧 It... it doesn't know if it WANTS that data-

《 @starwarsstud.bsky.social 》 ...it's just... walking toward him. Slowly. It seems more curious than anything.

《 @airheadrancher.bsky.social 》 There's a weird tree on the edge of the ranch. It's surrounded by dead grass and plantlife... looks inorganic.

...was it always standing in that clearing? Wait a second...

《 @heirofspace.bsky.social 》 ........it's just been. Standing there. For a very long time, deadly still, as if it were doing... well, nothing. The surrounding hundred feet have been sapped of all energy. Fauna, flora, all decayed or dead. ...but it won't move forward...

JamCat Error Handler's existence, tbh.

JamCat Think how like. A Gem Rejuvenator works from Steven Universe.

JamCat Honestly... Would love 'degenerating' a willing character to showcase this thing's danger even in its 'larval' state.

Bad data. Bad data. Bad data... The only thing on its mind, as it walked through the halls of #𝐍𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊, seemingly undeterred by the security.

"....garbage." It would continue to sap the life force from everything on the ground, even small creatures, before uprooting itself to stand at full height again. "Information quarantine complete. Continue search..." Oh, it- it's on the move again.