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Cartographer of Media. Rouser of Rabble. Escapee of Twitter. Here’s my shit: https://linktr.ee/ESHAPTV
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The Streaming Wars are over. Welcome to the Great Media War. To watch the whole video and see what I mean, click: www.linkedin.com/posts/eshap-...

Have an alternative event where you, Bernie and Priztker speak. Call it the Truth Of The Union.

If you’re NOT embarrassed by your President today, you never were an American.

We are one bad hamberder away from martial law and work camps.

Aren’t humanity’s fucked up flaws THE very thing that allows us to create art? Or can processing power raise #GenAI to the level of human creativity‽ Get the whole debate is here: bit.ly/TheMediaOdys... #podcast

Seems gutting America’s largest employer, starting global trade pissing matches, inflicting sales taxes on every single American consumer, and pulling the rug out from under every core American institution is… checks notes… bad for the economy. But tell me MAGA voter, how ARE the cost of eggs?

What could go wrong? Pin this post and we’ll compare notes in September.

Bald Nepo-Baby Billionaire who’s had everything handed to him on a ketamine-caked silver platter his entire life, after shit-canning FAA workers resulting in less safe air travel, is cancelling a core air traffic comms contract… to give it to himself. The Kleptocrat abides.

“YouTube is now the second-most-watched channel in UK homes, behind only the #BBC. A new report from media commentator Evan Shapiro reveals that Public Service Broadcasters ‘barely register’ with under-35s in the fast-shifting British viewing ecosystem.” www.c21media.net/news/uk-psbs...

Do Millennials STILL have babies? I thought that was over.

I’m hosting a FULL DAY of programming at #SXSW: Fans & Fandom schedule.sxsw.com/2025/events/... The User Centric Era schedule.sxsw.com/2025/events/... Product As Message schedule.sxsw.com/2025/events/... The Pipeline Problem schedule.sxsw.com/2025/events/... Join me at the Content Crossroads!

Fixed it.

Thanks Trump

The ONLY upside to this moment: While the fascist billionaires DID indeed install their Kompletely Korrupt Kronies into their KKKleptocracy, they wound up appointing the dumbest, most inept people on earth for those gigs. #Tulsi #Kash #RFK #Hegseth #Bondi

If you work in Media, tell me: Is it NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY to grow a set, stand up, and fight‽ www.axios.com/2025/02/20/t... The abject capitulation by Big Media to this destruction of our Fourth Estate is more than embarrassing, it's complicity. #FreePress @rsf.org @sarah-fisher.bsky.social

Linda Yaccarino is using her Czar's new gig at the White House to threaten ad agencies to spend with X "or else." www.wsj.com/business/med... I’ve known Linda a while and she’s ALWAYS been fond of brown shirts.

WHAT WOULD EVER MAKE ME THINK HE’S A FASCIST‽ I MUST BE DERANGED!!

Spotify Warped What did it take for #Spotify to FINALLY turn a profit? Firing a shit-ton of people and screwing over artists. What comes next? IMO an exit. Get the whole story on The Media Odyssey #podcast: eshap.substack.com/p/earnings-s...

Mexico controls 49% of the #GulfOfMexico. US controls 46%. Cuba controls 5%. Mexico plans to sue #Google if they don’t revert back to the proper name, established in 1607. Dear President Sheinbaum, as a professional cartographer, I’m willing and able to submit a brief in support of Mexico. Lmk.

Bezos' WaPo is broke. That’s why it’s SO odd they’d reject this expensive ad. The Delish Irony: Bc they ignored the 1st amendment to spare the thin skin of the bald, unhinged ketamine-addict, the ad IS now running in literally every OTHER publication on the planet FOR FREE. 😂 #Musk #ElonMusk

Happy Gulf of #PresidentsDay. #onolatry

2024/25 #Eagles: Most wins ever (T) Most rushing yds ever Beat: Ravens, Steelers, Rams (2X), Commanders (2X), Packers & Chiefs Most playoff points ever +68 in Playoffs +50 in NFCC and SB Best D in the NFL Made Mahomes look silly Best team in history. Change my mind. #FlyEaglesFly

The role Musk was BORN to play: Kleptocrat.

Recently Netflix told writers to “dumb down” their scripts. One reason why #Netflix has a big “meh” problem. bit.ly/TheMediaOdys...

BREAKING: NAKED EMPEROR SCALPS SCRIBES FOR TELLING READERS HE’S GOT NO CLOTHES. apnews.com/article/ap-w...

It’s always projection. Always.

Dear Apple, Google, Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, Coinbase, OpenAI, et al… Eventually, it WILL be asked what YOU did while Elon Maosk and Orange Julius Caesar lit fire to the government, shipped people to camps at Guantánamo, and torpedoed our economy with tariffs. 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇‍♂️

This week on The Media Odyssey #podcast, we tackle Sports! eshap.substack.com/p/good-sport And I kickoff with #FlyEaglesFly! #GoBirds

This is how fascism works.

This will be playing on a loop in my head for the next seven months. #GoBirds #Cooooop

LITERALLY EVERYONE knows the Eagles are - by far - the NFL’s best team. #SuperBowl LIX scored a record-breaking 126 mil viewers - peaking at 136 mil. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s... 13.6 mil watched on Tubi. 113 mil watched Kendrick. Too bad the #SuperBowlAds ALL sucked. #GoBirds 🦅🦅🦅

America’s largest industry is now Corruption. Nice work everyone.

“Meta’s record-breaking rally pushes company to all time high valuation.” finance.yahoo.com/news/meta-ra... “Meta lays off 4,000, including high performers.” www.businessinsider.com/meta-layoffs... So masculine!

Media’s biggest problem is the Fear Of Finding Out: Finding out what audiences really want, learning where the money is actually going, understanding HOW MUCH their models need changing if they want to survive. Don’t have #FOFO, find out what this all means: eshap.substack.com/p/the-great-...

Genius. #LoveHurts #MVP #SuperBowl #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

Wondering if everyone still thinks Jalen has “something to prove.” QQ: Which QB played better last night‽ #SuperBowl #QB1

Who YOU rooting for? #SuperBowl #FlyEaglesFly 🦅 #GOBIRDS!

The NFL is erasing their END RACISM campaign as a sacrifice to Orange Julius Caesar. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult... Because racism is BACK baby!!

Who YOU rooting for? #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds #SuperBowl

BREAKING: Judge intervenes to stop foreign invader from completing the biggest theft of private information in US history. lnkd.in/e5t-36Uy The Judge ordered Elon Spanky #Musk and his little racist rascals to "destroy any and all material downloaded from the Treasury Department’s records."

Today on The Media Odyssey #podcast, Channel 4 gives us an EXCLUSIVE first-look at the results of their long-form content strategy on #YouTube. eshap.substack.com/publish/post...

My latest Map of the Media Universe 👇. 📍 #Netflix is now worth more than Comcast, Disney, Fox, Paramount, and WBD - combined. 📍 #Amazon caught up to #Google 📍 #Meta has its highest, very masculine value ever Get the high res version: eshap.substack.com/p/media-univ...

Trump folded.

When the Stock Market crashes today because of The #TrumpTradeWar someone should most definitely look into all the stocks that Musk and the Trump family shorted.

Decimated the FAA. Wiping CDC health data. Decimating the FBI. Starting a trade war. His intention IS to create a cascading national *crisis. Why? Next: The **Insurrection Act. *see the Reichstag Fire **read Project 2025