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eskara.bsky.social
Loves Animals. Collects Cans for Recycling, Hates tRumpy and his cronies. Enjoys Halloween.
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I made Beans!.

Beans!

LMAOOOO www.instagram.com/reel/DK2nMmJ...

F**k you cold virus invading my body! (I feel better typing that.)

This afternoon I witnessed a toddler"driving" car cart with her feet in Hyvee. 😂 #Hyvee

Why does TACO tRump makes me want to eat a taco?! #TACOtRump

I'm watching a documentary on Queen Jane of England way back in a day.

I dreamt that I had to sweep dead crabs and rubber boots out of my house. What do you think of that? I had hungry cats outside that ate the dead crabs.

The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

Common Yellow Throat seen inside of Hyvee Sheldon Grocery Store. #Bird

I hate the sound of my phone voice.

My statement on the charges filed against me:

I shouldn't be left alone with plastic forks at work.

Medical tests are expensive and a waste of time. I knew I was getting better, but I was forced to do a test anyway. It didn't tell me anything I didn't know.

Tonight outside of my hotel room," I'm being chased by allegators, Mommy." If there were alligators, I never saw any.

Weren't it be funny if the Vatican smoke signal was pink just to mess with the looky-loos?! #Pope#Vatican#Conclave

I woke up early because my bladder was screaming,"I have to go to the toliet"! On my way to the toliet, I bumped into the wall just like Mr. Bean in The Trouble With Mr. Bean. Now I have a funny story to tell my co-workers in the Hyvee kitchen. #Mr.Bean #RichardCurtis#RowanAtkenson #Hyvee

everyday we are reminded that the richest, dumbest, and most heartless motherfuckers dictate our livelihood.

To my surprise, my birth certificate copy was printed on fancy blue paper. I feel fancy.

A Real ID, just more government nonsense to drive us all nuts.

Favorite cleaning tool: The vacuum.

Memo to Congressional Republicans from Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird": "The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience."

I just found out how many things are needed to get a gold star drivers license. Ugh. Too much. Thank tRumpy. #Trump

Closet cleaning this week. Yay!

Bad news for old car drivers. Old cars aren't supposed to use ethanol in old cars. Photo taken at Hyvee gas station in Sheldon,IA.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who surrender their eggs to the US market. by Howard Lutnick