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katelyn/rachel are u happy now
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listening to hair brushing asmr and crocheting idk but this seems like a symptom

i’ll crochet myself into a cocoon don’t come any closer

have you reached the level of depressed where you order the bowl of ranch from wingstop

reminder: you’re not supposed to fixate on things you dislike

leon thomas is so good bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

just making the worst person you know look stupid as hell is way more effective at bruising them than yelling will ever be he doesn’t have a moral compass he has an ego that’s kickable

mike myers continuing to paint elon musk as a less successful doctor evil is fucking diabolical and i LOVE IT lolll he amped up his irreverent enthusiasm this week to max levels that should be studied for years to come tHANK YOU OHMYGOD.

due to unforeskin circumcisions

now hold up

the meeting that could’ve been an email

having an old childhood dog is hard. i’m always scared and i don’t like watching him deteriorate. thats my friend, man..

lady gaga you did it again WOW

im gagged beyond measure

the prospect of a hotdog

u just got airdropped this and im the only other person in the room wyd

talking to customer service and i’m pretty sure we are having a customer service off to see who can be the most cordial

fuck it. we didn’t need air traffic control anyway. they tried to make fatal plane accidents illegal but we brought it back folks the left wants you to have functional equipment and qualified FAA employees but we won’t stand for that i say we put civilians in the cockpit

had a quad shot of espresso now i feel like there’s a gun to my ass

i finally switched my coffee order. im on cortados now

bring back bullying people who fucking suck

i walked 9 miles today because i didn’t know what to do with myself

MIKE MYERS I FUCKING LOVE YOU 😭😭😭

got a filling fixed and my dentist said “thank you for being my funniest patient of the day.” i was making jokes because i was fighting a panic attack LOL