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google-sensei lied to me… i was supposed to boogie on down straight to omiya not just randomly stop in ueno! 😭 now i’m not gonna be on time! rude!

man… i was really hoping i could sneak in a nap on the ride to rehearsal today but a-f*ckin’-las, everyone’s on this goddamn train. 🙃

121 yen for a single egg in america right… geez. 😭

do you ever just feel… kinda mean? idk. i just feel very unpleasant right now. /:

you ever blast your BFF at 1:30 knowing full as well that he’s asleep just to be satiated?

that man must’ve out a curse on me i swear to christ cuz i’m taking a taxi home now and it’s gonna be a million goddamn yen. U G H . . . . .

like I GET IT. i was noisy on a train for less than 30 seconds, you absolutely Do Not need to come and sit CLOSER TO ME, SHH me, and then AS I’M TRYING TO END THE CONVO, “JAPAN” me. like no fucking shit. like. stay in your own goddamn lane. christ.

i read on a profile somewhere “vanilla is for lattes” and i’ve never felt so offended. 😭

people forget that they don’t have the “walk through walls” glitch enabled and try pushing past me as if my pace isn’t directly controlled by the speed of the person in front of me.

gotta wonder if like, honey b. lovely might make more of an appearance considering her shocking reception?? that’d be fun!!

so i went to my audition today for seussical, nervous, a little self-defeating, but all around like … ready Enough, i believed?? and then sitting next to the damn director was freaking KATE. FFXIV KATE. just THERE.

it costs ZERO F*CKING YEN to be cognizant of where you step and yet STILL folks step on the back of my goddamn heels. christ.

WELCOME TO THE THANOS WORLD 🗣️📣📣📣 #squidgame2 #player230

MY TWINNIE SENT ME THIS!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??? omg. my precious treasures for life. 😭😭

i’ll never forgive the street fighter designer for taking away luke’s braces. how Dare they???

also, i think it’s BS that drought/drizzle can be learned by non-legendaries.

you’re not gonna look me in the eye and tell me you favor dragonite or tyranitar over garchomp when we’re talking about pseudo-legendaries. it’s no contest!

i’m literally about to become snooze and then my stomach’s like, anh anh anh! suffering in the club. 😢

i tried to summon my baby to sleep with me on this penultimate night in the US and i ALMOST had it?? she freakin’ wakes up, trots over to the window and half barks, then went back to my dad’s room. RUDE! 😢

74… 😰

how… how did my inbox go form 0 to 47 in three days time??? 😨

2025 media thread! ⭐️

i feel like some people send me memes thoughtfully like, they said to themselves, this reminded me of slash! let me share! or, this’ll make him laugh, and others are just like… idk. using my inbox as dump.

my inbox is starting to fill again… oh no. 😔

ugh… my FF roleplay group are mad funny and i care all of them. 😭😭

okay. before i start any sort of like, 2024 recaps or the like, i first just have to say that 2024 was the worst year of my entire life and it can rot in hell. good riddance.

uma thurman’s JP… oh man. 🙏

leviathan DLC in XVI very fun. i added literally every move i could instantly because i’m the ultimate leviathan stan. still think it’s very silly how the dominant is a… baby though. it could’ve easily been a fun, sporty, short-haired twunk!! 😫😫

Casual: “Greetings.” Formal: “I’m Peregrine. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.” — He’s always been professional, erring on stiff to some.

successful migration to new phone but… no… phone number?? annoys me that i’ll have to wait until i get back to JP to fix it. 🥺

she’s just so BABY. missed my selena gæl!

christ almighty. i got an hour before my flight leaves, 20 before boarding begins, and i still need to get through customs, security, AND find my gate in time. oh i PRAY everything goes smoothly.