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Insurance companies that auto-renew by default will lose my business by default. The twats.

John Cooper Clarke reading at the Lass O'Gowrie pub, Charles Street, Manchester, 1976, by Phil Portus.

US embassy wants 'every social media username of past five years' on new visa applications jrnl.ie/6740830 🤯

Recorded Aid.

So many hot takes.

Monday.

Lengthy article about Johnny Depp in today’s Sunday Times if you’re in the mood for reading some pretentious twaddle.

Thinking strategically about the impending war, now would be an excellent time for Frankie Goes to Hollywood to re-release Two Tribes.

It's one year since Chris Sutton was asked if Mbappe would be able to play with his broken nose in the Euros and he wrote the funniest thing I've ever read.

Tried a meditation app & it told me to focus on something positive I’d achieved that day & the only thing I could think of was that I’d cut my toenails that morning & it felt great afterwards. So I focused on that. 🤷‍♂️ It did feel great though.

Time to break out the chart again on Iran.

The Heston Blumenthal programme on BBC2 just now is absolutely fascinating. Kudos to him for his honesty. Wouldn’t be at all surprised if this wins awards.

Another discarded Morrissey song title.

“HEY POPE, WHADDYA GOT?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it.