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esses.bsky.social
Artist and designer, open for commissions sometimes, usually has pieces for sale, glad to finally get to use my OG handle for the first time in 13 years
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I felt this in my fucking soul

submitted 271 days ago • 68 comments

Have they fixed this app to not suck ass yet?

submitted 510 days ago • 0 comments

I love drafting invoices for my art.

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

A Sale of Two Titties It was the breast of times

submitted 544 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible that the Midnight Meat Train isn't a porno

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

The floor is baklava

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

it's called "being really annoying for food before 5 am" and your cat may be doing it

submitted 547 days ago • 2 comments

Neck rolls and double chins are like love handles for people who like being choked

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

I clipped a fish eye lens to my 3DSXL

submitted 553 days ago • 0 comments

Going out to eat is fun, but they don't balance the macronutrients and fibre in my specific way so is it really worth it?

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Are you a man of worth or have you posted hog on the internet?

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

My goal for the rest of the year is to get better at 3D modelling and digital sculpting. Here’s some torsos whipped up in Nomad Sculpt #art

submitted 566 days ago • 0 comments

sunday morning is the perfect time to worship slick wet beings from outside of time ! !!!

submitted 567 days ago • 55 comments

I hope they decriminalise cocaine next so people don't hog the one unisex toilet at the bar to talk about crypto in between lines and just do it at their table. Here's me hogging the unisex toilet at the bar to take a selfie.

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

Corner store kitty.

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

This has to be a pyramid scheme or something

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

This is how I discover that Blue Sky doesn’t support GIFs?

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

Pink and blue

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

Quite a few of these weapons formed against me are prospering

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

I can't hear properly, my nose is blocked, my throat feels like I swallowed sandpaper. Why do I still feel guilty about staying home from work when I feel like absolute shit?

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

There is cheese available.

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

Ordered a double vodka with soda water and sliced lime. When the waiter brought it around, he yelled "Who ordered the skinny bitch?!" So now I know what to call it.

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

The gamer was watching his replays, when he noticed something distressing and called out: "Lord, why in my most clutch moments, did I not see the assist score going up?" And the Lord said, "It was then that I carried you. Git gud scrub nub gg ez."

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

Any of you skeeters in Cape Town?

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

Missed my chance to post hog on the skyline now that I've given invite codes to people I know IRL. To skeet or not to skeet, yada yada

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

This is truth about walkable cities that commies don't tell you about

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

haha wouldn't it be wild if we all got PrEP trending so that all the dolls here could know how dope it is to have a miracle drug that prevents the spread of HIV?

submitted 594 days ago • 13 comments

Photographer arrested for indecent exposure. More at 19:00.

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone got tips for making risograph imitations in procreate?

submitted 593 days ago • 0 comments

Came home to give her lunch. Now I can't get up to return to work.

submitted 593 days ago • 0 comments

when the abbot is away and the brothers get into the elderberry wine reserves

submitted 593 days ago • 1 comment

How do you do, fellow skeeters?

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

The Internet used to be fun but now it sucks because it's all caught up with money. And who put money on the Internet? PayPal. And who founded PayPal? I mean, who was part of it and in charge for a bit before getting fired for incompetence?

submitted 594 days ago • 2 comments

good morning to the latest flood of refugees from the dipshit site we have: * horny * jokes we run into the ground in minutes * yelling at people for willful misunderstandings * lack of perspective * complaining about the site we post on you'll feel right at home

submitted 594 days ago • 20 comments

Art share ! Since there’s a wave of people coming, how about an artshare ? Let’s find everyone’s mutuals and reconnect with each other ! Let’s also discover new artists ! Reskeet this post and post your work in the replies with a small blurb about yourself !

submitted 594 days ago • 68 comments

Wow, this really is the Twitter replacement

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments